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Speaking of spychecking with wrenches, here's a sig I made a long time ago for Snark:

FreeChecking.png
 
Stupid girls who post stupid videos of them doing stupid things on stupid youtube are stupid.
 
It's amazing what new threads do, I got some new threads for Christmas and now they don't recognize me at church
 
After I woke up, I tried to figure out where I was, since I was no longer laying outside of City Hall. It was a city but not one I was familiar with; New York City. I still had on the same pants but by now they were dry. So I waddled around uncomfortably asking people if they knew what part of New York this was.

I was tasered by an old lady who watched me evacuate my colon.
 
Tyler Anderson
2-23-09
Pr.4
Study guide


Amino acid
- is a molecule containing both amine and carboxyl functional groups.

Condon
- has 3 bases sequences which three consecutive nucleotide specify a single amino acid that is to be added to the polypptide.

DNA- Deoxyribonucleic acid is a nucleic acid that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living organisms and some viruses. The main role of DNA molecules is the long-term storage of information

RNA- Ribonucleic acid is a type of molecule that consists of a long chain of nucleotide units.

Nitrogen base- is an organic compound that owes its property as a base to the lone pair of electrons of a nitrogen atom

Mutation- Any change in the DNA code.

Protein- Are organic compounds made of amino acids arranged in a linear chain and joined together by peptide bonds.

Translation
- Occurs when a segment of chromosomes breaks off and becomes reattached to another chromosome.

Transcription- The process of producing mRNA from Instructions in DNA.
 
Suddenly it was night time. My body ached and I wondered why it was so cold. I soon realized I was nearly naked. Shoes, pants, and shirt all missing. I had my underwear and socks but that was it. I remembered the old lady and sighed as I got to my feet. Still somewhere in New York. A passerby looked at me and said "What the hell are you doing out here?" I coughed and looked around quickly. "Sorry," I started, "I was tasered multiple times until I got here."

"Why are you almost naked?"

"No idea."

"Oh."

I nodded and walked away. I heard footsteps behind me and a bag went over my head. Darkness followed. And something pointy jammed into my right side.

It was a taser and I released feces out of my bum.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ[/ame]
 
I'm not sure, I can only remember being without a paddle...my children were pleased and there was much rejoicing
 
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