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Things would never be the same. I had just been laying in mud by the side of the road, with no socks now and a killer headache. I really didn't think I could poo anymore. I got to my feet tenderly and cleared my head in the dusk hour. The air was cool and crows cried out to each other as I eyed a small diner a few hundred yards down the road.

I shuffled over to the establishment with little to stop me save for a couple of snakes I saw poking out of the nearby tall grass. None to sure as to why they were shadowing me, but I felt stopping to ask them would be inviting trouble.

As I pushed open the door, with a small bell tied crudely to the top, all eyes peered on me. Now, I imagine I must've been a sight. Nearly naked save for my underwear, which were now stained brown in some places. I probably didn't smell to great either. I'd lost track of time since the intial event.

A moment passed and everyone turned back to their plates or conversations.

I limped over to the counter and the middle-aged woman who wore too much cyan eyeshadow and chewed her gum to loudly eyed me with little interest, asking me what I wanted. I inquired about our current location. She replied with Noxubee. I gave her a puzzled look. She sighed "Mississippi."

I was a bit of a distance from Albany. I was about to ask what the date was when I heard "Damn fairies!" and a punch came my way. As I hit the floor, I wondered what he meant but didn't have time to ask as a barrage of stun guns found their target on my naked chest.

My colon threw up.
 
My Transformers Animated Samurai Prowl is glaring at my Transformers Animated Soundwave w/ Lazerbeak Guitar. I fear a war may break out on my desk.

Transfomers Universe Autobot Hound is sad that he isn't included.
 
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