Chuck Norris Tf2 Jokes Time

Chuck Norris CAN push the cart. Backwards.

Chuck doesn't need an aimbot or hax. He really can see through walls.

Chuck Norris can use flashbangs in TF2.

Somebody once said "No Taunt, No Kill" on a server with Chuck. Chuck taunted and everyone died.

Chuck's airblasts do 100HP damage.

Nerd Chuck Norris Joke: A medic once tried to overheal Chuck Norris. The server crashed with a buffer overflow when he hit 5 billion HP.

Chuck Norris can heal his entire team with a smile. Too bad he doesn't smile.

Chuck Norris CAN fire costume weapons while disguised as a spy.

In the highly unlikely chance that the enemy team caps the Intel, Chuck's team gets the point.

Chuck can walk on the ground on Convoy.

Chuck roundhouse kicked a fish in Black Mesa. There used to be two.

Chuck once stickyjumped from the battlements in 2FORT and assisted in capping Point C of Gravelpit when he landed.
 
chuck norris can attack whilst clocked as every class
chuck norris's tears give instant and unlimited uber, shame he never cries ever
 
Chuck Norris is the one driving the train at Well

The pyro once tried to flame Chuck Norris; thats why the pyro has a mask now

Chuck Norris can kill someone with the sandvich
 
When Chuck Norris plays as an Engineer, his Dispensers dispense roundhouse kicks to anyone foolish enough to think Chuck hands out anything but death.
 
Unlike the Heavy, Chuck Norris's "hard arteries" (see scout domination clips) do block bullets.

The reason Boxxy acts and sounds like that is because Chuck Norris dominated her.

Chuck Norris sometimes attempts to play with a handicap, he turns his computer off, he still wins.

Chuck Norris is the reason that Valve decides to nerf some of the classes.

Valve know its time to release an update and achievement pack when Chuck Norris stops playing as that class.

Chuck Norris's KDR is infinity to negative infinity.

Chuck Norris will have more points in 5 minutes at a normal server than most of us will have if we stay at an achievement server for our entire lives.

Sorry that last one was an exaggeration, he will really have it in 5 1/2 minutes.
 
Planeswalker said:
Chuck Norris can double jump with the Sandman as a Heavy.
Click to expand...

Chuck Norris can double jump with Sasha as scout.

It sounds better to me.

Anyway:

Chuck Norris' dispensers defy logic and exact a toll of fifty dollars per health point healed for any team mates.

Chuck Norris also exacts a toll of fifty dollars for every health point you heal him.
 
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When Chuck Norris plays medic, he looks at a person, and they get ubered, and krited, forever.
 
its a little known fact that the green water on blackmesa is actually Chuck Norris' urine and the fish is one of his sperm.

Once on the turbine map an ubered heavy stood in the way of Chuck Norris and the intel, Chuck Norris round house kicked the heavy killing the heavy and the medic instantly.

Chuck Norris is the one that touched Sasha (in the meet the heavy vid).
 
When Chuck Norris plays tf2 and he takes spy.. he be spy with style... he throws the sappers(or sappers just fly to buildings) he lost hes butterfly kinfe ... he looks he's stats (Backstaps''Flystaps'':60) he thinks it nice score but in 10 minutes he looks again (Backstaps''Flystaps'': 6000) wow what a score ..
 
Chuck norris' awesomeness is the cause of server lag.

Chuck Norris can use Bonk! and Natascha at the same time, and still backstab you.
 
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