chuck norris
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That so was mine xD
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Yep
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
When Chuck Norris punched Richard Simmons, a rainbow popped out of his mouth.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
When Chuck Norris punched Richard Simmons, a rainbow popped out of his mouth.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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lol win!
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Superman wears chuck norris pajama's.
Every night before the boogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris.
During WW2 chuck norris shot down a german fighter plane by pointing at it and saying bang.
Chuck norris hold every world record in the guiness book of world records, the book is just simply showing you the people who come closest to chuck norris' record.
There are no such thing as endangered species, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live.
Every night before the boogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris.
During WW2 chuck norris shot down a german fighter plane by pointing at it and saying bang.
Chuck norris hold every world record in the guiness book of world records, the book is just simply showing you the people who come closest to chuck norris' record.
There are no such thing as endangered species, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live.
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this one made me laugh, cuz my son is currently sitting right next to me, in Superman Pajamas
