Funniest thing you ever did as an admin.
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One time, there was this guy on Dustbowl named "mad sniper" who was creating quite a fuss. He was headshotting everyone, and cursing up a storm each time he hit someone. So we went through the whole w/k/b thing.
First, I warned him... "Mad Sniper, please watch your language. Thank You."
His reply: "screw you a******"
So I'm about to give him the boot to get his attention. Some other new "G" ends up having quicker fingers than I, and kicks him before I do. Being the idiot that I am, I do "sm_kick mad "Abusive language, admin disrespect," but since the guy is no longer on the server, guess who gets the boot?
Here's a hint: apparently, I'm abusive and disrespectful. :blushing:
First, I warned him... "Mad Sniper, please watch your language. Thank You."
His reply: "screw you a******"
So I'm about to give him the boot to get his attention. Some other new "G" ends up having quicker fingers than I, and kicks him before I do. Being the idiot that I am, I do "sm_kick mad "Abusive language, admin disrespect," but since the guy is no longer on the server, guess who gets the boot?
Here's a hint: apparently, I'm abusive and disrespectful. :blushing:
many times have I kicked people with reasons such as "very well" "that's enough" or "ok, your choice". the best one ever, however, is this right here:
FuzzyBear: hey mil can you kick this guy?
Milwaukee: Ban!
FuzzyBear: I said kick!
Milwaukee: BAN
Milwaukee: REASON: I DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN REASON
FuzzyBear: hey mil can you kick this guy?
Milwaukee: Ban!
FuzzyBear: I said kick!
Milwaukee: BAN
Milwaukee: REASON: I DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN REASON
Oh yea! I remember mine now!
I'll post the console version:
markshootdddafishy:*****
Darth(Admin Chat):Guys i'll kick him
Pub has been kicked by *Another Admin*
Sm_kick markshoot "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootddd "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootddda "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootdddafishy "Language"
Kicked Markjackson "Language"
Its a bit confusing but basically what happened was i was going to kick someone for bad language, this other eG kicked him first, i didnt see the message come up, and i was typing in all the different names to try and kick him, but then this other person had a similar name, and i accidently kicked the other pub instead.
I felt so bad after words, i was hoping he would come back so i could apologise.
I'll post the console version:
markshootdddafishy:*****
Darth(Admin Chat):Guys i'll kick him
Pub has been kicked by *Another Admin*
Sm_kick markshoot "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootddd "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootddda "Language"
No username found
Sm_kick markshootdddafishy "Language"
Kicked Markjackson "Language"
Its a bit confusing but basically what happened was i was going to kick someone for bad language, this other eG kicked him first, i didnt see the message come up, and i was typing in all the different names to try and kick him, but then this other person had a similar name, and i accidently kicked the other pub instead.
I felt so bad after words, i was hoping he would come back so i could apologise.
Your an e? How do you have admin?
I'd have to say the ultimate funny admin thing was done by none other MUNCH himself!
He was going to ban this player for aimbotting but he left and he perma banned himself by misstake! lol we all laughed!
=(eGO)=Munch perma-banned =(eGO)=Munch lawl
He was going to ban this player for aimbotting but he left and he perma banned himself by misstake! lol we all laughed!
=(eGO)=Munch perma-banned =(eGO)=Munch lawl
Look at my sig, it says eG. Or look at my awards. I took an admin class.
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I have had a ton of funny moments as an admin to list them all would be pretty funny for me but the best moment I had was when I was still an eG and some nutcase comes into the server and starts spamming Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder. He kept spamming it and I warned him. I kicked with the reason "Tropic Thunder Ruled."
Or look at your awards . . .
You used to ALWAYS kick people with funny reasons on the old 24 slot jail, back when we were both eGs. You finally got yelled at one day and stopped.:lol:
Wow, if used responsibly that could be a lot of fun
Also, I wonder if anyone's ever been banned who didn't try to rejoin >_>
Madpistol, that was pretty funny. XD
We have a winner!
I don't mean to sound offence but I looked at your profile and heres what it displayed.
Did I miss something? Also right underneth your avatar it clearly says "e"
Am I losing my mind can anyone eles see that? lol
Darth used to have admin access. That is all I will say about that.
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Hmm I kicked someone with reason "Ring ring ring banana phone" once.... Nowadays I never drink and play anymore... Well... Barely drink and play.... Ocasionally..
Ooh and I banned Manbearpig once on accident, since someone else kicked the guy I was about to ban and with my quick reaction, I ofcouse accidently banned the guy next in the list.....
Ooh and I banned Manbearpig once on accident, since someone else kicked the guy I was about to ban and with my quick reaction, I ofcouse accidently banned the guy next in the list.....
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nice. lol, you dont need to drink thats why we have drunken sailor!
LOL i wish i was there to see it
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i finally remembered one:
So as most of you know i have been out of work for quite a while with a bad back. well on 3/25/2009 i had back surgery, and we moved my computer over to the couch so i could actually continue to function without going crazy. Also note i had just got my MAUL back after being on vacation for a couple months, so was a bit rusty.
So i'm playing a game in eGO's newest best map (Egypt) and i see a funny spray that i want to know who it is (cuz i love the movie "Office Space") so i bring up the spray menu and see it's (eG) Ballzac's. and i reach up and hit 0 to dismiss the spray menu....
well something went wrong and all the sudden
[SM] Permanently banned player "=(eG)=?„? Ballzac" (reason: "Bad Spray Logo").
I believe Quest was there and he was like "WHAT!?!? What was his spray?" and i was like "OMG WTH JUST HAPPENED!?"
Long story short guys, if you are playing in a new way, or on a new keyboard, take your time, and make sure you know what the hell you're doing lol
SORRY BALLZAC!
So as most of you know i have been out of work for quite a while with a bad back. well on 3/25/2009 i had back surgery, and we moved my computer over to the couch so i could actually continue to function without going crazy. Also note i had just got my MAUL back after being on vacation for a couple months, so was a bit rusty.
So i'm playing a game in eGO's newest best map (Egypt) and i see a funny spray that i want to know who it is (cuz i love the movie "Office Space") so i bring up the spray menu and see it's (eG) Ballzac's. and i reach up and hit 0 to dismiss the spray menu....
well something went wrong and all the sudden
[SM] Permanently banned player "=(eG)=?„? Ballzac" (reason: "Bad Spray Logo").
I believe Quest was there and he was like "WHAT!?!? What was his spray?" and i was like "OMG WTH JUST HAPPENED!?"
Long story short guys, if you are playing in a new way, or on a new keyboard, take your time, and make sure you know what the hell you're doing lol
SORRY BALLZAC!
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i finally remembered one:
So as most of you know i have been out of work for quite a while with a bad back. well on 3/25/2009 i had back surgery, and we moved my computer over to the couch so i could actually continue to function without going crazy. Also note i had just got my MAUL back after being on vacation for a couple months, so was a bit rusty.
So i'm playing a game in eGO's newest best map (Egypt) and i see a funny spray that i want to know who it is (cuz i love the movie "Office Space") so i bring up the spray menu and see it's (eG) Ballzac's. and i reach up and hit 0 to dismiss the spray menu....
well something went wrong and all the sudden
[SM] Permanently banned player "=(eG)=™ Ballzac" (reason: "Bad Spray Logo").
I believe Quest was there and he was like "WHAT!?!? What was his spray?" and i was like "OMG WTH JUST HAPPENED!?"
Long story short guys, if you are playing in a new way, or on a new keyboard, take your time, and make sure you know what the hell you're doing lol
SORRY BALLZAC!
haha, some one forgot their binds
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no, my bind was fine, i reached up to hit 0, but somehow hit something else. (read: was laying on the couch, shortly after surgery)
