And this is why we don't bunch up children.

*sighs*

People always tell me, "Oh Daddy you own with that RPG!" To which I respond with, "I dabble, here and there with it." :biggrin:
Shots like that are just part of my day to day in-game experience... *shrugs*
I'm not sure how I do it... please don't ask. :blush:
but two cannibals are eating a clown, when the left one turns to the other and asks, "Does something taste funny?"

!!! :lol::lol::thumbup::biggrin::w00t:!!!
Now that's a good one... :laugh::P:drool:
 
This reminds me of a time i was on a patrol exercice and my sgt came running over to me and my buddy and said YOU wanna die?

1 just 1 frag and your both dead
 
PIMP DADDY SMURF said:
People always tell me, "Oh Daddy you own with that RPG!" To which I respond with, "I dabble, here and there with it." :biggrin:
Shots like that are just part of my day to day in-game experience... *shrugs*
I'm not sure how I do it... please don't ask. :blush:
but two cannibals are eating a clown, when the left one turns to the other and asks, "Does something taste funny?"

!!! :lol::lol::thumbup::biggrin::w00t:!!!
Now that's a good one... :laugh::P:drool:
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My take on that joke isn't appropriate.
 
i have had a similar moment. i was USMC on sinjar and in the building in C with the 3 windows but i was at the doorway. i was waiting for an enemy cause i thought i saw one. except when i zoomed all 7 or 8 came running out at once, and i mowed them all down or most of them but im sure it was all.. :) 8 kills with one clip..for me thats very good to get 8 kills in a row without dying.
 
!EpIc fAiL! said:
i have had a similar moment. i was USMC on sinjar and in the building in C with the 3 windows but i was at the doorway. i was waiting for an enemy cause i thought i saw one. except when i zoomed all 7 or 8 came running out at once, and i mowed them all down or most of them but im sure it was all.. :) 8 kills with one clip..for me thats very good to get 8 kills in a row without dying.
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You should have naded them and then your name would pop up with no other name in between your kill steak... :huh::w00t::laugh:
Like....
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed

:chair::chair::facewall::P;) :glare:
 
PIMP DADDY SMURF said:
You should have naded them and then your name would pop up with no other name in between your kill steak... :huh::w00t::laugh:
Like....
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed
*** =(eG)= PIMP DADDY SMURF killed

:chair::chair::facewall::P;) :glare:
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there was no other name in between my kill streak... i think... they all came out at once and i killed them all right after the other with the aimpoint :)
 
*PoNDerS*

!EpIc fAiL! said:
there was no other name in between my kill streak... i think... they all came out at once and i killed them all right after the other with the aimpoint :)
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Oh... Well then you should have taken a screen shot :glare::P;):)
I had one of those last night and I forgot to take me one also... :blushing:
Then you post a thread that has a flashy name and copy past the screen shot or w.e into that thread and a snobby comment or two...
:P:w00t::laugh::huh::closedeyes::thumbup::blink:
Unless my name is on there. :glare:.... then no.... :bored:;)
Oh Oh!! Next time get a screen shot but also instead of using your rifle throw a nade into the group!! OMG I would praise you and kiss your feet and... yeah... no I wouldn't kiss your feet :thumbdown::blink::bored::closedeyes:
 
Oh but Pimp Daddy. You were "hacking". Don't you remember? There was someone on last night that was complaining because you were "too good with the RPG". Also, you killed me a couple times, so you MUST have been hacking. ;)
 
Hardy... Har... Har...

Papertarget said:
Oh but Pimp Daddy. You were "hacking". Don't you remember? There was someone on last night that was complaining because you were "too good with the RPG". Also, you killed me a couple times, so you MUST have been hacking. ;)
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LOL :lol:
Ahahah! Yeah I forgot to turn them hacks off... gosh darn! :huh::glare::facewall:

You know when people in-game spam that I hack it just makes me feel all warm and tingly inside :blushing::huh::)
Hmm... only a couple of times though?! :glare::mellow::blink: I recall I killed you more than that...:confused1:...
OOOOHHHHHH!!!! 214 more kills and I will reach 10,000 kills :laugh::thumbup:
Now all I need to do is to stop going suicidal RPG on people so that I stay at 5,390 deaths :glare::bored::closedeyes::huh:;)
**I can't believe I'm in 462 place... I mean I should definitely be #1 for all my awesomeness! :w00t::thumbup::biggrin::cool::thumbup1::blink:
 
Gaaarrrrrgghh!!

Igoforunc09 said:
dang pimp daddy that is really good
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I'm not too sure why my score goes down so much when I have so many kills... :(:confused1::glare::huh:
Maybe I need to cap more objectives... Only problem is I'm on insurgents side 99.9% of the time so there are only a few maps that are popular on our servers that have it where insurgents can capture/recapture objectives... :bored::chair:
:glare::(:thumbdown::blink::mellow::sleep:
 
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