To all top 200 players

[Mistico]

If you want to be on a team with your buddies but all of you are top 200 I can help you!

Simply visit 2fort (no-IR) and play against me :facewall: I promise to kill you so many times your rank will drop like an anvil on duffy duck's head.

I know I will be making a huge sacrifice because after that I won't be able to play with all my top 200 buddies, but hey! what are friends for?

No need to thanks, you would do the same for me, I'm sure.

CD

 

[xosniper]

LOL.

Good thing that rank doesn't really mean pure skill, some people like to rack up alot of points.


***cough*** vent campers ***cough***

 

[An_Idiot_Blooming]

This is the largest display of selflessness I have ever witnessed.

You sir are a gentleman!

 

[Mistico]

This is the largest display of selflessness I have ever witnessed.

You sir are a gentleman!

YES!!! I KNOW!!! Thanks for noticing.

 

[Mistico]

LOL.

Good thing that rank doesn't really mean pure skill, some people like to rack up alot of points.


***cough*** vent campers ***cough***

Vent? What vent? You mean MY GRATE in 2fort?

Yes, it is MY GRATE.

 

[Thereven]

Vent? What vent? You mean MY GRATE in 2fort?

Yes, it is MY GRATE.

Vent camping is a common hobby in Blackmesa. Normally it is heavy and medic pairs who engage in this pastime. However it is not without it's drawbacks. Much like shooting fish in a barrel, the hobbyist's aiming skills tend to atrophy. Eventually, they are rendered unfit for any action other than said camping.

Medics who pair with vent camping heavies lose all sense of self and become reliant on their heavy partners for all decision making abilities.

Advanced cases of vent camping have led to medic and heavy pairs growing together into host-parasite grotesques. These pairs can sometimes be surgically removed, but most function is still lost.


You can help them before it is too late. Join PAHMCIBMV (Players Against Heavy-Medic Camping in Blackmesa Vents). With a token support of $5, you will receive this lovely tote bag and umbrella.

Friends don't let friends camp Blackmesa vents. Only you can prevent camping in Blackmesa vents. Give a hoot, don't camp in Blackmesa vents.

 

[Mistico]

Vent camping is a common hobby in Blackmesa. Normally it is heavy and medic pairs who engage in this pastime. However it is not without it's drawbacks. Much like shooting fish in a barrel, the hobbyist's aiming skills tend to atrophy. Eventually, they are rendered unfit for any action other than said camping.

Medics who pair with vent camping heavies lose all sense of self and become reliant on their heavy partners for all decision making abilities.

Advanced cases of vent camping have led to medic and heavy pairs growing together into host-parasite grotesques. These pairs can sometimes be surgically removed, but most function is still lost.


You can help them before it is too late. Join PAHMCIBMV (Players Against Heavy-Medic Camping in Blackmesa Vents). With a token support of $5, you will receive this lovely tote bag and umbrella.

Friends don't let friends camp Blackmesa vents. Only you can prevent camping in Blackmesa vents. Give a hoot, don't camp in Blackmesa vents.

Thanks... that was... quite educational... all I ever wanted to know about vent-camping... and much, much more...

 

[Quaffer]

Good thing that rank doesn't really mean pure skill...

Rank, how appropriate. The term rank might be used to characterize this thread.

 

[Thereven]

Rank, how appropriate. The term rank might be used to characterize this thread.

You believe this thread is akin to a set of organ pipes of the same kind and tonal color? Ok then. :blink:

 

[Mistico]

Rank, how appropriate. The term rank might be used to characterize this thread.

Excuse me, but since English is not my native language could you be so kind to explain what you mean? Thanks in advance.

 

[xosniper]

He is making fun of your thread Mist, GET EM!!!!

 

[Haggus McGee]

I don't understand the deal fully... (not that i am in top 200)

 

[Stormrider^]

Excuse me, but since English is not my native language could you be so kind to explain what you mean? Thanks in advance.

Let me sum it up for you:
He's referring to your first post where you offer to kill Rank 200 and over players in order for them to lose points to get into teams. By doing this, you would gain points, and therefore - rank.

 

[holy poop godly]

BTW i don't vent camp /cough

 

[Mistico]

He is making fun of your thread Mist, GET EM!!!!

Wha'?!

No way!

Why would anyone make fun of my thread?

You must be mistaken.

He is?

Really?

Well, I'm hurt.

But I forgive him (because I am like that).

If anyone of you was also hurt by this, I say forgive him too.

Now if you can't forgive him (after you try a couple times) then I don't know... maybe you find him... or track him down... and I don't know... back stab him several, several times... or maybe ubercharge him into battle and then accidentally leave him... maybe also rate this thread high and bump it every day of June so that he learns not to make fun of threads like this one...

Well I just could not condemn you for any of that. Because you first tried to forgive him a couple times, aye?

 

[Mistico]

Let me sum it up for you:
He's referring to your first post where you offer to kill Rank 200 and over players in order for them to lose points to get into teams. By doing this, you would gain points, and therefore - rank.

Oh! I see. Thanks for the explanation.

But well, he is wrong. I would get the points, true. And I would rank, true. But anyone that has played against me, ANYONE, knows that I would lose those point faster than <insert something funny here, later>.

That makes me the ONLY ONE, that can help them drop their ranks without gaining ABSOLUTELY nothing for myself.

That's why my selflessness is so great (as was previously established in this thread).

Hope this clarifies.

 

[patronofspys]

Wow you are definitely the most unselfish selfless person I know!

 

[Cl!FF]

Come on, I am waiting for you on dustbowl, need to lose about 200.000 points

 

[Cut Chem!st]

Vent camping is a common hobby in Blackmesa. Normally it is heavy and medic pairs who engage in this pastime. However it is not without it's drawbacks. Much like shooting fish in a barrel, the hobbyist's aiming skills tend to atrophy. Eventually, they are rendered unfit for any action other than said camping.

Medics who pair with vent camping heavies lose all sense of self and become reliant on their heavy partners for all decision making abilities.

Advanced cases of vent camping have led to medic and heavy pairs growing together into host-parasite grotesques. These pairs can sometimes be surgically removed, but most function is still lost.


You can help them before it is too late. Join PAHMCIBMV (Players Against Heavy-Medic Camping in Blackmesa Vents). With a token support of $5, you will receive this lovely tote bag and umbrella.

Friends don't let friends camp Blackmesa vents. Only you can prevent camping in Blackmesa vents. Give a hoot, don't camp in Blackmesa vents.

Lies, I sent in 10$ and didn't even get my limited-edition bouncy ball.

 

[Mistico]

Come on, I am waiting for you on dustbowl, need to lose about 200.000 points

Sorry Cl!ff but if I ever play another map that is not 2fort, the universe would implode and then explode into a multiverse (like the last time). No need to say that will hurt a bit, and we don't want that do we?