Ask a simple question, Get a simple answer : TF2 Edition

[firestrike24]

Welcome to the "Consult the guru" thread.

Simply put, it's a thread where you can ask any question you want, and others can respond with their advice.

Feel free to ask any question you want, no matter how stupid it may be.

(in fact, stupid questions are recommended, they're usually the best questions to give lessons to)

 

[Medichunter]

Whats a Pyro ?

 

[CheeseW01f]

Whats a Pyro ?

According to the spy he is a soulless monster.

 

[ToiletPastries]

Who likes turtles?

 

[Escher]

Who likes turtles?

Zombie Children.

Hey, this is easy. Next Question!

 

[Adam]

Who likes Orange Soda?

 

[ToiletPastries]

I like orange soda.

 

[KuNai]

How do I play Pyro?

 

[Darth]

how do i play pyro?

w+m1

 

[subtle_turtle]

Who likes turtles?

Everyone likes turtles, of course!

 

[Jubei]

Why?

 

[ToiletPastries]

Subtle turtle is subtle.

 

[Cl!FF]

Why do I attract medics?

 

[Jubei]

Why do I attract medics?

You look sick?

 

[ToiletPastries]

Why do I attract medics?

Your charming voice. The elegant and mysterious accent draws me in, babe.

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Your charming voice. The elegant and mysterious accent draws me in, babe.

why was that comment so creepy?

 

[Cl!FF]

why was that comment so creepy?

I have no mic anymore, that is why TP is going insane

 

[zombie allah]

Why can I iron horse with a demoman and no one complains? I iron horse 10 minutes with a scout and the world is ending?

Riddle me that?

 

[Escher]

Why can I iron horse with a demoman and no one complains? I iron horse 10 minutes with a scout and the world is ending?

Riddle me that?

better yet, what do you mean by Iron horse?

 

[Veldron]

Is there a way to see hitboxes? (To make aiming with pyro easier, especially above you like sentry on ledges)

Is there a way to turn off auto-reload? (Run out of bullets, your character begins to reload, the death of a DR Revolver Spy)