I still have my eGO bag from like, 3 years ago. Its old, stained, and for some reason smells strongly of maple syrup, but it still works fine for me. Been my companion through my greatest and roughest school years :)
(This is an actual message I sent to several of my friends in leadership. Thanks for putting up with my jokes guys :P)
MOTHER/FATHER <INSERT NAME HERE> FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED! Unturned 3.0 has denied me access to play because of the "unusual characters" contained within my eGO tag of...