- Joined
- Oct 2, 2008
- Messages
- 502
1. Be useful, but not helpful. If your team needs soldiers, then either A: play soldier exceptionally poorly, or B: play engineer exceptionally well. People will marvel at your skills, and while you may not be helping the team directly, you're not helping the team directly.
2. Taunt after every kill. This is incredibly, incredibly important. If you don't, you'll forget how awesome you look after a kill. If you have no kills in 10 seconds, taunt anyway. Or kill yourself.
3. When the going gets tough, the tough brb in spectator for a potato dinner. But I'll be just a second, I swear. Because there's no better time to stop for dinner than when there's an uber rush invading your personal bubble.
4. Drink Tecate Light. It'll make you interesting.
2. Taunt after every kill. This is incredibly, incredibly important. If you don't, you'll forget how awesome you look after a kill. If you have no kills in 10 seconds, taunt anyway. Or kill yourself.
3. When the going gets tough, the tough brb in spectator for a potato dinner. But I'll be just a second, I swear. Because there's no better time to stop for dinner than when there's an uber rush invading your personal bubble.
4. Drink Tecate Light. It'll make you interesting.
