Paris Hilton will live forever

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PARIS Hilton is keen to live forever, and wants to be frozen in a cryogenic institute when she dies... along with her pets Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Cinderella.
The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.

She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

The Simple Life star said: "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.

"And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.

"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."

Earlier this week, Paris revealed her partying lifestyle left her feeling "empty inside".

The 26-year-old blonde - who spent 23 days in jail for driving offences in June - is now determined to turn her life around and do worthy things instead of being seen falling out of nightclubs.

Paris - who is planning a visit to Rwanda - said: "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties - it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."



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So, in the future when the human race cures cancer, aids, and all other diseases and disorders..... there will still be Paris Hilton.
 
MOP, where did u hear this.. because Paris Hilton and I are dating, and she never told me that


FLAAAVOR FLAAAV
 
"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."

ummmmm you are a dumb bitch Paris. You dont gain years just because you are frozen, you are pretty much dead and come back after a long period of time.

If i ever make billions of dollars, i am going to buy the rights of her cryogenic tube and unplug it. It would be a favor for the people of the future...
 
Not if I have anything to say about it, Mop!

*Reaches Back for an Uppercut swing and goes to look for Ms. Hilton.*

And yes, Outbreak, you are very right. If you need any money I would gladly help you.
 
For some reason I get the impression that outbreak doesn't like Paris Hilton. I could be wrong.
 
Oh dear lord. The following rant has been deleted, but still exists for those who know how to find it. [/paradox]

Paris Hilton is gonna be frozen? Great. I'm probably gonna get banned for this, but why the hell should we spend our money to freeze her so she can wake up in the future just to f*** and party in the future. I know who else we could freeze! Charles Manson! I'm sure they'll freeze him if he pays them enough.
 
wait, when she dies they are gonna start preserving her?
so she will be like totaly butt ugly for thousands of years after shes dead??!
 
well even if it is possible, which it isnt (now at least), i would like to be frozen and conu my reing over earth, and my first order will be "unplug that ***************************" yeah........
 
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If i ever make billions of dollars, i am going to buy the rights of her cryogenic tube and unplug it.
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Would that be murder?
 
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If i ever make billions of dollars, i am going to buy the rights of her cryogenic tube and unplug it.
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Would that be murder?
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I don't think so. You only murder humans.
 
[quote1193147306=Yoo-Hoo!{RD}]
[quote1193096600=OutbreaK [JONES]]
If i ever make billions of dollars, i am going to buy the rights of her cryogenic tube and unplug it.
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Would that be murder?
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Nope. It'd be considered a justice for humanity. Or self defense for all the children's brains she'd screw up.


*points to Paris Hilton* THAT is exactly what's wrong with our society. *sigh*
 
i am officially starting a charity called "Thawing Paris" i will accept any donations. Think of the children people...
 
U mean we will still have stupid people walkin this planet after hundreds of years.....
Anyways shes so plastic they need not freez her..
 
Lol. I say just freeze her. Grant her wish. She just failed to specify when or where. To the North Pole with ye! I would say send her up there naked, but then there'd be an endless pilgrimage of perverts to the North Pole to see her preserved self.
 

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