i might have 2 join the army soon......... HELP !!!!

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EASY_KILL

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Ok i just got my letter with the date of metting where i have 2 get my physical exam and mental exam 2 check if im fit 4 the army. But i dont want 2 soo does anyone have a idea on how i could avoid the army..... Ive heard alot of crazy stories of how you could avoid this. Like starting 2 yell and scream at the pepole who checks u. Metting up drunk, say that you do drugs. But all these ideas/tips seems pretty dumb so if any 1 got a idea on how 2 do this right plss tell me. x-)
 
i was under the impression that there was no draft, and being in military was optional and by application only. And if i'm totally wrong you can also tell them you player for the other team.. but again, that's a lie.

Also, if you look at the 'type' of people they put on the front line vs all other people you will see that most are 18-25, in good condition, good body build, good health, etc. I'd never get drafted cuz I have asthma and osgood schlatters disease in both of my knees (probably from weight lifting at the age of 15); my point is if you get drafted it doesn't mean you're going into battle on the front line in Iraq, it could mean you are in the green zone doing radar surveillance, or just get stationed in Montana in the middle of nowhere doing systems checks.. but if overall u don't want to go period.. there is a myriad of ways to get out of it. check google.com for forums on those who objected from joining the military/army.

i hope all is well and whatever you wish to happen/not happen goes ure way. GL buddy.
 
Dont know about denmark, but here in Finland, all men have to go through army service/civilian service. If you dont like to serve your country, the last option is jail time for about a year (the army service lasts about the same time).
The only people who get release from army service are members of some religious communities who are against all forms of violence and carrying a weapon.
You can avoid being drafted by being in such a bad condition that you couldnt run for more than 1km, or having bad knees, ankles or asthma. Or a combination of all of those. Also mental illness can /will get you disqualified. But hey, i got buddies in the army, and from what i've heard, its not that bad, actually its quite nice. I for one am looking forward to going to the army, there ain't nothing better than running in a forest with a assault rifle with your buddies.
Also, if you have a fear of dark forests etc. the army is also a great way of getting rid of it. Once you have wandered through the forest with an assault rifle, it seems a lot less scarier ;) .
 
im not talkin about the war im just talking about doing my time in the army. But i dont really want 2 when im taking my edjucation and all. And also i dont want 2 run around at some cold rainy night in some dark forest. While im having some bald half fat middle aged man screaming at me 2 go faster. X-(
 
you could jump off a clif and land in water and say u died...then u wont have 2 join ^^...but teh smart way wud to suck it princess and walk up 2 that recruiting guy or w/e and **** YOU SCREW THE ARMY IM LEAVING!* that wud be the smart thing 2 say
 
Yeah, I am also not very familiar with the rules and laws in Denmark. But if you prefer jail over a rainy jog in the forest, the by all means go AWOL.
 
ofcourse ile take millitary ove jail any day but if there is a way 2 convince those who exa u tah u do not belong there then ile take that instead
 
get a doctor to sign something that says u cant go examples:a note saying you have bad vison, or back problems, or cant carry too much weight because of your atheritis. Say your a pacifist and cant stand guns. your agaisnt violence. You are allergic to beans(alot of army food).



you may be required to show up, but make sure you dont swear allegance to anything!i know this may sound weird, but my cousin in Iran got outa the draft by not swearing allegance, not because he was a traitor or anything, but because he didnt swear allegance to the army, he could press charges of being unvolontarly drafted. This is a trick the army does, beacuse once u swear allegance, you are voluntaryly joining.

another one is also an exmaple:

The Army induction officer instructed the draftees to "take one step forward" as their names were called, and said that step would signify their induction into the Army. When reluctant Muhamad's name was called, he answered present, but did not step forward. After the ceremony, he went home instead of to camp. When the MP's came for him, he went to court for a writ of habeas corpus to retain his freedom. "The officer himself," Muhamad argued, "said the step forward is what would make me a soldier. As I didn't take the step, I'm still a civilian and the Army has no claim on me." Counsel for the Army replied, "The Army isn't being run by childish games. Willie and a hundred others appeared to be inducted, and he was inducted before the whole group as any fool there could plainly see."
 
You could always just be insane.

...I don't think the military would let me in even if I wanted to be. :P Have no idea about Denmark, but...

You know what don't listen to me.
 
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You could always just be insane.

...I don't think the military would let me in even if I wanted to be. :P Have no idea about Denmark, but...

You know what don't listen to me.
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Or he could grow a few feet. Hell my height keeps me out of the Volunteer program. Not sure about the draft though.
 
do the ole peanut butter covered butthole than on the mental exam stick your hand down your butt and take the peanut butter and lick it. They will think its crap and that will probably make them think your crazy
 
OR JOIN TEH MAFIA!then grab and ak and go insane killing the recruiting officer before he writes u name on the list...(if he did all ready kill him and get rid of any evidence u can) LOL...trust me it works ^^
 
If they started up the draft again for some reason in the united states....I guarantee you, they wouldnt pick me, I have a bit of asthma and couldnt run to save my life ;) . And a thing you could do easy kill, would be to beat the living crap out of your knees, then they wont take you ;)
 
You want to get out of the Army, when your your getting your physical say "I've showed you mine now show me yours"
At least in the US that will get you kicked out super fast.
 
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