A nice old and classic joke.

[Reaper X]

There was a captain and his crew set on a quest to go destroy the enemy.

One of his crewmates shout "Captain, enemies out on the horizon!!!"
"How many?" he asked
"2 ships."
The Captain says "Bring me my red shirt!" he shouted with pride

The battle goes on for 2 hours with the enemy destroyed.

The crewmate askes "Why did you want me to bring you a red shirt, sir?"

The Captain replies "Because if I was shot, I didnt want anybody to notice the wound so that we can keep on fighting to win."

The crewmate thought "Wow, thats amazing."

Two days later, the crewmate shouts "Captain, enemy ships out on the horizon!!!"

"How Many?" The Captain asks

"10 enemy ships!!!" cried the crewmate

"Bring me my Brown Pants." shouted the captain

(LOL, if you didnt get that, then please let me know.)

 

[arnarbatman]

I didnt get it...

 

[arnarbatman]

Im kidding , omg i lol'd there XDD nice one haha !*

 

[Meowcenaries]

HAHA!! Red shirts

 

[Liliana]

I remember this!
I lold.

 

[lotus blade]

lol. do you know how old this joke is. i was telling this joke in 5th grade. hahaha!

 

[Tidus]

I know I've heard this joke before somewhere.