So, um... Please help with this O.o

gothroach

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I really, really have to wonder what the heck is the story behind this picture... I just spent like a half hour making up different stories that would explain what's going on, but I haven't come up with anything plausible yet.

What would you say the story is? (As always, keeping it clean!)

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Well, it's pretty obvious her umbilical cord is still attached to her child who is in some sort of incubator. This child is the chosen one who will lead the Tuxedo general to victory in his miniatures game.

As for the Tuxedo General's mascot, don't ask. I'm not going to repeat what he did to the last person that did.
 
I'm pretty sure the woman is just an electrical outlet for the thinking machine that the tuxedo general is using to plot the domination of the world while the yellow teletubby is regretting being in the picture with two weirdos. Just my theory.
 
How about first you tell us what YOU came up with :)

My best guess is as follows:

The pantsless tuxedo guy has just figured out a way to battle energy shortages and keep Japan's schoolgirls thin at the same time. It appears to suck fat out from the belly button, then renders it in some sort of odd... Box... Unfortunately, the 'Box' has started leaking green silly putty out of the bottom for some strange reason when the tuxedo guy let his assistant the telly-tubby with a large tail operate it. The tuxedo guy is excited at the opportunity to get arms-deep in his fat rendering machine. His pants were lost in a related incident two days before. (I told you I need help figuring this out!)
 
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They're obviously doing an experiment involving women bellybuttons. The man took off his pants, because it's too hot, and the guy in the back just came back from a Halloween party.

It's so simple guys.
 
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