Getting lost in the Blackmesa Vents

[Kamon]

Speaking of frivalous and blatent Black Mesa plugs.

Keep posting we need to surpass xosnipers 10 rules to victory.

Shameless self-promotion!

+1

 

[opscomm]

When lost in vents, look for head crabs,, they will steer you straight

or get directions from the fishy in the water.. he grants wishes i hear

~D

Yeah, Steve is great, he also gives out free cookies. They may be a little acidic and possibly kill you, but they are the best in town. He opened a bakery yesterday. It's called "Steve's Wishes and Cookies". I hold a 23% stock in it.

 

[xShuriken]

o__o

Seriously, what the heck happened to this thread?

 

[Tee Hee Hee]

LIES!!! Dont listen to him, when lost walk up to the pyro guarding the dead engy and sentry thats sapped. Problem is he only speaks when your back is turned to him. Hope that helps

No no no, you've got it all wrong :chair:

Steve requires a fresh human sacrifice before he grants wishes. That's why I blow up spies and feed the gibs to him. He says they're a particularly delicious offering :biggrin:

 

[Whippedcream]

:chair:

made me lol,
+1
random points to all!

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

No no no, you've got it all wrong :chair:

Steve requires a fresh human sacrifice before he grants wishes. That's why I blow up spies and feed the gibs to him. He says they're a particularly delicious offering :biggrin:

Im surrounded by liars, I refuse to respond any more :crying:

 

[Planeswalker]

No no no, you've got it all wrong :chair:

Steve requires a fresh human sacrifice before he grants wishes. That's why I blow up spies and feed the gibs to him. He says they're a particularly delicious offering :biggrin:

Actually, Steve's mouth is a wormhole to another dimension. If you enter the portal and travel exactly 6.3 miles north-northeast, you'll come across the Gatekeeper who will ask you seventeen questions. Upon answering them all correctly, you will be named King of Stevenia and be instantly sent back into Black Mesa.

It's true. Go check it out.

 

[Whippedcream]

Actually, Steve's mouth is a wormhole to another dimension. If you enter the portal and travel exactly 6.3 miles north-northeast, you'll come across the Gatekeeper who will ask you seventeen questions. Upon answering them all correctly, you will be named King of Stevenia and be instantly sent back into Black Mesa.

It's true. Go check it out.

what happens if u get sumthing wrong?
btw +1 for the story, its win

 

[iGreen]

o__o

Seriously, what the heck happened to this thread?

Zombies.
I blame the headcrabs myself, we appear to have some sort of infestation. Avoid at all costs.

 

[KuNai]

I've recently started to play Blackmesa. It's growing on me, I played it long ago in the past, and did not like it. I gave it another chance..And what do you know? This may be my new regular server.

...And I did get lost in the vents at one point, lol.

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

-5

Only Gordon Freeman can use the vents in blackmesa.

Gordon freeman is a spy. Wait nevermind he got Axetinguished.

 

[Bonecrusher]

Yeah, its true first couple times You really get lost in vents, but with some time You will know every path.