I'm surprised we're on page 3 and I'm still gonna be the first one to make the joke.
(As an O, of course) I'll be (analogically) shoving e's into lockers if they don't (analogically) cough up the .40 cent (USD!) daily protection fee.
And with our numbers, I'm either going to be (analogically) making a ton of money or (analogically) filling a ton of lockers!
CUPCAKE, EDGEGAMERS ORGANIZATION'S OFFICIAL ANALOGY BULLY.