Sykes is the new Chuck Norris?

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So, a long time ago, in a server far far away, I was doing my usual 2fort trolling on our servers. I grabbed my Lucksman and went for points. I'm not bad with it; I got a good amount of kills and reached the top of the scoreboard, and I had a 3:2 kpd. Well this one guy added me to his friends list after the game, and I was like "Um, hi?" and he says "DUDE I WAS WATCHING MY FRIEND PLAY WITH YOU, AND YOU MURDERED HIM. SO I JOINED TO SEE HOW GOOD YOU WERE AND YOU MURDERED ME. YOU ARE AMAZING!". I enjoyed being noticed, I guess, so I just said "kthxby?" and forgot about him. I never even knew I killed them.

Well, it's been a good 2-3 months later, and he talks to me again. I honestly think he should stop stalking me:

5:52 PM - tolecriena: SYKES
5:53 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: YUS?
5:53 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: who might you be? >_>
5:53 PM - tolecriena: i'm that dude
5:53 PM - tolecriena: that you kept owning
5:53 PM - tolecriena: with your level 76 bow
5:53 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: oh lol, from TF2
5:53 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: yeah, sorry :P I have horrid memory
5:53 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: what's up?
5:54 PM - tolecriena: i wanted to tell you all the inside jokes we have about you
5:54 PM - tolecriena: lol
5:54 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: oh noes :P
5:54 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: I didn't know I was so popular
5:55 PM - tolecriena: you are just so bad ass
5:55 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: haha, is that so? :P
5:55 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: I did play a little more than I should
5:56 PM - tolecriena: i was like
5:56 PM - tolecriena: who would win in a fight
5:56 PM - tolecriena: sykes or
5:56 PM - tolecriena: SYKES
5:56 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: lololol
5:56 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: I think the all-caps one would ;P
5:56 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: I dunno, it'd be pretty fun to fight myself
5:56 PM - |s?|Sykes #19: I'd probably rage quit
5:57 PM - tolecriena: it would be the end of the world
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Inside jokes with his friends? Honestly now. It's nice for someone to compliment me, but to tell all his friends about SYKES WITH THE AMAZING HUNTSMAN and make all these inside jokes kinda creeps me out :P

(if that bad @$$ part needs edited, lemme know. Wasn't sure.)
 
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Sykes said:
So, a long time ago, in a server far far away, I was doing my usual 2fort trolling on our servers. I grabbed my Lucksman and went for points. I'm not bad with it; I got a good amount of kills and reached the top of the scoreboard, and I had a 3:2 kpd. Well this one guy added me to his friends list after the game, and I was like "Um, hi?" and he says "DUDE I WAS WATCHING MY FRIEND PLAY WITH YOU, AND YOU MURDERED HIM. SO I JOINED TO SEE HOW GOOD YOU WERE AND YOU MURDERED ME. YOU ARE AMAZING!". I enjoyed being noticed, I guess, so I just said "kthxby?" and forgot about him. I never even knew I killed them.

Well, it's been a good 2-3 months later, and he talks to me again. I honestly think he should stop stalking me:



Inside jokes with his friends? Honestly now. It's nice for someone to compliment me, but to tell all his friends about SYKES WITH THE AMAZING HUNTSMAN and make all these inside jokes kinda creeps me out :P

(if that bad @$$ part needs edited, lemme know. Wasn't sure.)
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But chuck norris doesnt really on luck
 
Sykes you rock! Just to show you how much you rock, this guy wants to hang out with you...

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Stickyfinger said:
Sykes you rock! Just to show you how much you rock, this guy wants to hang out with you...

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omg stickyfinger just sent you a pic of himself, you are really lucky. Noone and I mean noone wants one...i mean gets one. LOL, i dont think you should say you are better than chuck norris, lest you get round housed to death...but if you feel lucky and think you are better than him, go to google.com and type find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky.
 
Pwn him with fists, THEN you will be the new Chuck.

Or beat up some people you should be getting info from and be the new Jack Bauer.

But no one can be both Chuck Norris AND Jack Bauer. Thats way too much.
 
............................................................./blink....................................../blink.......................................................................LAWLLAWLALWLAWLALWALWLAWLAWLAWLALWLAWL :D
 
? frisky dingo ? said:
omg stickyfinger just sent you a pic of himself, you are really lucky. Noone and i mean noone wants one...i mean gets one. Lol, i dont think you should say you are better than chuck norris, lest you get round housed to death...but if you feel lucky and think you are better than him, go to google.com and type find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky.
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pwnt
 
On behalf of Chuck Norris, aka The Foot of God, I would like to remind you: If you can see Chuck Norris with your Huntsman, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris with your Huntsman, then you're probably moments away from death.

If Chuck Norris kills you in 2fort IR, you don't respawn.
 
Are you so fast that you can run around the world and punch yourself in the back of the head? Cuz then you might be able to compete with Chuck Norris... You would also need to start using pepper spray to spice up your steaks and be able to eat JUST one Lay's potato chip...
 
was your license plate originally SOO-1337 w/o making a specialized tag?
 
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