This is the tale of the myth of the Well Train,
Many tried from all over the world to tame it or even stop it, none has (yet) stopped it.
If you remember our past experiences with Drunken Monkey Without a Gun (DMG): http://edgegamers.org/forums/showthread.php?t=102056
And Project Nucleus #1 and #2 fail.
Well now I shall present you the thing that has nearly killed the Science World:
This is the story of the beast that accidentally invented the well train.
The story begins a long time ago when a Heavy was tired of getting killed by Dispensers and Sentries (And grenades):
So he had a brilliant idea, by force he convinced the RED engineers to build a new Nucleus train
Note that last time the project was abandoned since previous accidents:
And finally gave birth to this:
The newest and most proficient killing Machine on the planet, compared to his predecessors, he is now capable of flying at a speed of 300 000 km/s, this beast is also equipped with 3000 Series Hamster Powered General Electric 1912 Heavy Duty Magnum #894 Super Heavy Duty Double Engine Machine Guns A.K.A : 3000.S.M.P.G.E.H.D.M.894.S.H.D.D.E.M.G Tesla Cannons or in Non-Scientifically approved talk: Something that can kill you in less than 0.000000000000000.0000001 Nanoseconds.
So the RED heavy was really happy to kill the BLU engineer who has been killing him for the last 2 years :
And here is the picture of an happy RED heavy :
So in response of that the BLU engineer being emotionally shocked and insulted that a brainless sandvich eater has build a machine capable of killing everything he builds, so he thinked over his situation :
Looking at what he got:
Decides to build the most dangerous thing he has ever thought of : The Well Train !
He worked during Rain, Light, Winter, Summer and finally as a true result he came up wit this :
The Most dangerous Weapon that has ever existed and now here ends the legend of the TF2 train and the beginning of.... (to be continued)
Many tried from all over the world to tame it or even stop it, none has (yet) stopped it.
If you remember our past experiences with Drunken Monkey Without a Gun (DMG): http://edgegamers.org/forums/showthread.php?t=102056
And Project Nucleus #1 and #2 fail.
Well now I shall present you the thing that has nearly killed the Science World:
This is the story of the beast that accidentally invented the well train.
The story begins a long time ago when a Heavy was tired of getting killed by Dispensers and Sentries (And grenades):
So he had a brilliant idea, by force he convinced the RED engineers to build a new Nucleus train
Note that last time the project was abandoned since previous accidents:
And finally gave birth to this:
The newest and most proficient killing Machine on the planet, compared to his predecessors, he is now capable of flying at a speed of 300 000 km/s, this beast is also equipped with 3000 Series Hamster Powered General Electric 1912 Heavy Duty Magnum #894 Super Heavy Duty Double Engine Machine Guns A.K.A : 3000.S.M.P.G.E.H.D.M.894.S.H.D.D.E.M.G Tesla Cannons or in Non-Scientifically approved talk: Something that can kill you in less than 0.000000000000000.0000001 Nanoseconds.
So the RED heavy was really happy to kill the BLU engineer who has been killing him for the last 2 years :
And here is the picture of an happy RED heavy :
So in response of that the BLU engineer being emotionally shocked and insulted that a brainless sandvich eater has build a machine capable of killing everything he builds, so he thinked over his situation :
Looking at what he got:
Decides to build the most dangerous thing he has ever thought of : The Well Train !
He worked during Rain, Light, Winter, Summer and finally as a true result he came up wit this :
The Most dangerous Weapon that has ever existed and now here ends the legend of the TF2 train and the beginning of.... (to be continued)
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