Fun time on Flash

[Diomed]

This was so funny I have to write it up.

So, me, Cpt Kirk, Noobie and Jimmy Kudros Brother were having our usual fun time on flash at night. We play. We laugh. We have a good time. Kirk and I are sniping in the german sniper house when who do we see log on: HILL JACK!

Now, Kirk is a very good sniper. I'm a pretty good sniper. Hill Jack is a Titan with the sniper rifle. Kirk and I don't get much per kill, skill points wise, so when we see Hill Jack we think, "YUMMY!"

Well, a few minutes later our dreams of grandeur are laying bloodied on the floor and we are just trying to stay one to one. Then Kirk, who is next to me in the doorway (I'm using the window), says, "Dio next time you see Hill Jack don't shoot him."

You can imagine my respone, "Are you freaking nutts?"

Kirk says, "Dude he's one kill away from dominating me, I need to kill him."

So I respond, "Man Kirk, that's asking a lot. I will try."

Wouldn't you know it but the next wave of allies, I pop one melon, then the second one I see and its...HILL JACK! Kirk goes nutts, "DIO! You were supposed to tell me it was Hill Jack!"

"Dude I just shot a helmet I didn't know who owned the thing!" Then I offered to let him use the window and I would use the doorway, because I'm a people person.

Kirk slides over, scopes in and BOOM! His head is splattered all over the back wall. His lifeless body is slumped on the ground with his arm, in a very undignified manner, is protruding from his...well, backyard.

Jimmy and I are laughing so hard we can't breath. Kirk is too. He runs back, we all laugh and he finally bags a Hill Jack. I swear I pulled a rib I was laughing so hard. It was super, mega, uber fun.

 

[D.T.S.]

Ah, moments like those are why we game. Good story, thanks for sharing.

 

[ChocolateVillain]

Bahh. Wish I was there, but every Monday is Sloshball with my roommates and coworkers.

 

[Sadface is Painless]

Ya it was good times, I didn't even want to open the mic, then you guys left and jack ate me alive the rest the night.

 

[Diomed]

Oh man Choc if you had been there it would have been amazing. Its nights like that that remind me why I play Flash at night. Hands down the best.

What is Sloshball?

 

[foxhound ss]

Bahh. Wish I was there, but every Monday is Sloshball with my roommates and coworkers.

me too and chocolate what is sloshball?

 

[wewo]

sounds fun, i gotta get on the flash server for a change. But dont expect me to snipe.

 

[D.T.S.]

Is sloshball anything like Calvinball?

 

[Diomed]

Wewo I'd prefer it if you didn't so I can hog the boomstick!

 

[Miiikey]

sounds fuun!

 

[ChocolateVillain]

Sloshball

Sloshball is kickball(or softball) with beer. A keg(or a large ice chest full of beer) is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup/can/bottle of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.

Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.

All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments which results in a chug off (First one to down a beer wins the argument)

The game ends when all the beer is gone or it's to dark to play.


Be sure to have designated drivers or adequate public transportation around!!! Designated drivers should replace beer with beverage of choice for their time in the field. The optimal scenario involves private property when no one will be driving that day.

 

[Hero93]

sounded fun

 

[Cpt. Kirk]

That night I lost 100 points, 1 position in the stats, and had one of the worst scores ever (something like 16 kills to 12 deaths). But that was hands down the best night on Flash ever. Not to mention that shot to Hill_Jacks' melon was one of the sexiest shots ever.

 

[rubberbandman]

thats what happens when you camp too much kirk

 

[Diomed]

We weren't camping, we were holding a tactical position with sniper overwatch so that our maneuver element could advance on the objective.

 

[ST0RMY]

I have killed many a baby kitten with the profanities i utter at HillJack. Thank goodness i dont use my mic when i say them, now my neighbohs on the other hand they can live with it. The secret to not letting HillJack raise your blood pressure is simple; avoid him or join the Allies.

 

[ronpaul]

We weren't camping, we were holding a tactical position with sniper overwatch so that our maneuver element could advance on the objective.

:drool:
+10 for justifying camping so eloquently

 

[Cpt. Kirk]

We weren't camping, we were holding a tactical position with sniper overwatch so that our maneuver element could advance on the objective.

God bless you sir.

 

[Cpt. Kirk]

thats what happens when you camp too much kirk

And yet I always seem to kill you

 

[Diomed]

/bow