Alert: Code OU69: Re. Foxhounds

[!Woodstock!]

**Begin Transmission**

ALERT: Code OU69
ALL FOXHOUNDS REPORT TO THE LAB IMMEDIATELY​

I have received reports that an enemy scientist, who calls himself Monkeybits, is attempting to break my programming and eugenic code. As you know, this code is crucial to the safe development and operations of all Foxhounds and the entire Foxhound experiment.

This evil scientist is attempting to steal our code and use it as the basis for the development of a hideous creature codenamed Monkeyphant. Here is a mockup sketch he sent to the media:

So rather than allowing the Foxhound code to be stolen, I have updated its basic programming structure, its failsafes, and its encryption levels. This will prevent said scientist from using the Foxhound code and force him to develop an inferior code.

The updating process is very short, shorter than any previous update the Foxhound code has seen. Thus, you stay in the lab will be short and will not require an overnight. Expect the procedure time to be about two hours, depending on cleaning and setup time.

How did I find out that Monkeybits is attempting to steal the Foxhound code, you might ask. Well here is how. He was using Gazelles to transfer data between his labs. This, as we all know, is a very unsecure method. Gazelles will always give their packages to anyone who feeds them. Monkeybits should rather take the monetary hit and start using the slightly more secure IntelRhino service. At least they promise that they will not willingly stop en-route.

ALL FOXHOUNDS MUST REPORT TO THE LAB IMMEDIATELY

Woodstock, Ph.D., M.D., T.D.U., Director of the Foxhound Project

**End of Transmission**

 

[Beta]

This is bad, Should I hide the vials of Foxhound vomit?

 

[Louis VI]

Haha, I see that my accomplice MonkeyBits is making progress in our special DMG Foxhound Project, we shall exterminate you WoodStock and the Foxhound Project !

 

[Ducttape]

We must protect the foxxes!!

 

[lotus blade]

finally.....my plan has gone into effect! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK MONKEYPHANT! xD

 

[Saeten]

LOL thread is win.

 

[Foxhound]

We are Foxhound. We are legion. There is no stopping the Foxhound, there is only submission. There is no destroying the Foxhound, there is only failure. I urge my brothers to report posthaste and show this... Monkeyphant who the superior crossbreed is.

 

[Carmine]

Im going to have to help monkey since foxy is a big meanie.

 

[foxhound ss]

:O Roger that Woodstock

Foxhound ss on deck! :cursing:

Base security and recon deployed!
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Door guards changed out to heavy teams

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[foxhound-KD-]

We are here brother foxhounds, no matter what the opposition may bring we shall fight to the end to protect our brotherhood and assimilate those who fail to see our genetic superiority. The Hive shall be protected at all costs.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrGRkVGqhmk[/ame]

 

[foxhound ss]

Woodstock cleansing of base perimeter under way supply drops and C130 air support inbound

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Armor deploying to back up security detachment

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more to follow Woodstock. Foxhound out

 

[foxhound ss]

Woodstock I belive I have been too light in responce to thei potential threat The hive needs more and god only knows we have the funding. I belive we should push out the perimiter ( atleast for initial cleansing) another couple clicks odds are their 1st wave will be the most irritating. Inniating air strike to clear additional few clicks

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[foxhound ss]

We are Foxhound. We are legion. There is no stopping the Foxhound, there is only submission. There is no destroying the Foxhound, there is only failure. I urge my brothers to report posthaste and show this... Monkeyphant who the superior crossbreed is.

rgr all foxhounds have reported in ( except the one that nobody knows )

 

[!Woodstock!]

UPDATE:

All registered and covert Foxhounds are upgraded. Success.

Defense systems look good. Could someone put a couple AC-130's in the air?

The Hive will remain secure.

Woodstock, Ph.D., M.D., T.D.U., Director of the Foxhound Project

 

[foxhound ss]

Actually they are under c130
deployment will remain in effect untill stand down orders given


Foxhound ss
Foxhound hive 24a's security director
Foxhound Project

 

[Kognit0]

Sad thread is win.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg"]--> Failers press here. <--[/ame]

 

[OSVG]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg[/ame]

this sums it up

 

[!Woodstock!]

During this morning's daily predator scan of Monkeybit's South African lab, my intelligence officer found a new sign posted at the main gate. It says: "Protected by ADD Security". So we did some research on this security company and found this radio ad of theirs. Click to listen.

Ok, rather telling of the secure state of the Monkeybit's complex. Or is he trolling?

Woodstock, Ph.D., M.D., T.D.U., Director of the Foxhound Project

 

[foxhound ss]

To:Woodstock, Ph.D., M.D., T.D.U., Director of the Foxhound Project

In light of the recent Monkeybit's issue and since security still may be a risk, I will be moving in the initial stage one Foxhound's ( the ones that made it throught pirmary testing and basic training ) to act as forward observers and scouts.

Foxhound ss
Foxhound hive 24a's security director
Foxhound Project

 

[Monkeybits]

Gazelles are only how we transfer information we want you to intercept.

You don't know about the Monkey-Peregrine Falcon hybrids.

Monkeyphants were completed to work as heavy soldiers years ago.

We'll get your code. The result will be something you haven't yet envisioned.

And no, we're not working on the Segue Human Transporter.