Can you do the Jerk?

Apolloftw1

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Personally, I can't do the jerk but I know alot of people can. If you can jerk, post pictures and comments here cause im like amazing and want to see you guys fail epicly
 
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. - Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk 1979)
 
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. - Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk 1979)

+1 to sexy beast for the amazing quote from one of the funniest steve martin films ever.
 
For those of you confused, Jerking is a type of dance.

Here's a video:
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Jerking is fail, skanking is where its at!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYHfEw48HYo[/ame]
 
I've never heard of skanking. I learned that it is indeed much cooler.
 
ermm skanking in that video just looks like someone spasming around the floor...cwalk is much cooler
 
I must be really old or out of touch with the cool trends, but I have never heard of either of so call dances.
 
Well i know how to be a jerk..but do the crappy hip-hop/rap people have to make a dance about every word in the world?
 
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
What's he got to do with anything?
Steve...
 
Pfft the jerk and skank is fail. This guy is where it's at. Skip to about 1:30 to commence the dancin. Or just watch the whole thing for an awesomesauce song.

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After watching the jerk video, I think dancing should be banned. After watching the skanking video, I lol'd and still think that dancing should be banned.
 
I be jerkin' at partys and whatever its pretty cracking here's a vid of people who do it hella good.

Just skip to 1:13 or close to that to actually watch them dance.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39uHMH7jxHM&[/ame]
 

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