Bounty on Steve

[Thereven]

I'm offering up 50,000 casino cash monies for the first person to dominate Steve.

Rules:

1. Must be on BlackMesa (Steve doesn't play anywhere else)
2. Two screenshots are required (one of the scoreboard, one of the domination announcement)
3. There is no rule 3

Good luck with this one folks, Steve has never been dominated, and it has only been rumored that he's ever been killed.

As of October 22th, the bounty is now up to 201,000

 

[Beta]

Right?

 

[opscomm]

No!!!!! You can"t kill steve!!!! He is an endangered species!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus he is a nice guy!!!! He gives out cookies!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonecrusher]

Can we put that he is dominating us ?

 

[HeadWound]

It should be known that, in anticipation of just such an event, opscomm and i have founded a group protesting the heinous and most foul poaching of everybody's favorite man-eating sea monster, Steve.

Save steve!

 

[Carmine]

I am putting all of my casino money into this.

 

[kotahlicious]

i will step up to the task.

 

[Planeswalker]

Requesting formal name change to Steve.

Will go 50/50 on winnings

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

I have so dominated him

 

[PhIxX]

So which one is Steve? Steve can't be in two places at once, so I know he isn't circling both elevators..... is Steve near the red stairs, or the blue? And what's the name of the other... umm... Steve then?

 

[Aneruen]

Oh, silly. It's Steve by the RED stairs, and Steve's brother Steve by BLU!

 

[Jawneh]

Oh, silly. It's Steve by the RED stairs, and Steve's brother Steve by BLU!

Tsk tsk tsk. You got it the wrong way around. Silly you.

 

[Rovert]

is there a physical difference between them? they are family. possibly identical twins?

 

[Masterpiece]

No such thing as twins or brothers! There is only one Steve, they try to make you think there is two...but I got the chance to talk with him the other night....he told me his biggest secret.... Maybe if you give me all the money on his head...I can share his deepest secrets with you guys!

 

[xosniper]

 

[FreakingHell]

Win.

 

[opscomm]

No such thing as twins or brothers! There is only one Steve, they try to make you think there is two...but I got the chance to talk with him the other night....he told me his biggest secret.... Maybe if you give me all the money on his head...I can share his deepest secrets with you guys!

LIES, he shares his secrets with me, not you. Don't listen to anything this person says, hes lying!!!!!!!!

 

[The IRS]

Yes.

 

[Masterpiece]

LIES, he shares his secrets with me, not you. Don't listen to anything this person says, hes lying!!!!!!!!

SEE! They paid him to say that.... this is a sad day!

 

[Green Lantern]

Steve's biggest secret is mine aswell

He is Me and I am He

but we aint a She so thats why are a fish.