A litte parental humor...

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Letter Sent By College Student To His Dad




Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad
 
I once heard that the best way to make sure your children stay in touch is to mention at the end of a letter that you hope the cheque you included helps, but to not actually put any money or cheques with the letter. Pretty sure you'll get a very quick response :laugh:
 
Hahaha! I love that! Especially because I'm a poor university student myself and need money!
 
Ramp said:
I am NOw informed of this information which before reading I did NOt kNOw.
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I am now informed of the information that you now know that GBear is a poor university student, of which after reading it you now know, and which before reading this I did not know that you knew that GBear is a poor university student.
 
XeroX said:
I am now informed of the information that you now know that GBear is a poor university student, of which after reading it you now know, and which before reading this I did not know that you knew that GBear is a poor university student.
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My brain just exploded.
 
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