10 Things I hate abot everyone

[masterkennyG]

10 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist as
king for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck??? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

10. when someone comes up to you and goes "Hows life treating you?" Well I made this list didn't I...

haha i do number three alot...

 

[blackhawksniper]

I disagree with numbers 3, 7, 8, and 9

For number three, I disagree completely. You didn't look at the meaning of the phrase and took it for face value, not what it means.

To have one's cake and eat it too is a popular English idiomatic proverb or figure of speech, sometimes stated as eat one's cake and have it too or simply have one's cake and eat it. It is most often used negatively, meaning an individual consuming, exhausting, taking advantage of or using up a particular thing and, then, after that thing is gone or no longer reasonably available, still attempting to benefit from or use it. It may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things. The proverb's meaning is similar to the phrases, "you can't have it both ways" and "you can't have the best of both worlds."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_one's_cake_and_eat_it_too

For number 7, I agree with what Stinky said

For number 8, that is a legitimate question. Different bus routes can use the same stop. If you arrive a minute late, you ask the people if the busy came already at the scheduled time, they could be waiting for another.

Number 9, you can do MANY things that last longer than life. There is this thing called history where what people did have an affect after they die.....

 

[Carmine]

I wish someone would do that for me Rellik.

 

[Rellik]

I've got one question for you RurouniKenshin:

WHY SO SERIOUS?

 

[Tidus]

I've got one question for you RurouniKenshin:

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Win.

But anyways, that's a pretty large list. I don't see the point of getting upset at things that people say. Yeah, it can get annoying, but just ignore it. No use in getting angry.

This list kind of reminds me of The Catcher in the Rye. The main character gets depressed by everything he sees.

 

[Rellik]

This list kind of reminds me of The Catcher in the Rye. The main character gets depressed by everything he sees.

lol funny you say that. thats a very succinct comparison...
was talking about that book the other day..
a couple years ago. i went back and tried to catch up on some "classics" i had never read TCitR so i read it...
and i was like "WTF.. why is this a classic? this is crap, just a crybaby emo crying about everything."
lol

 

[The IRS]

i love people who have taken these silly jokes to heart. <3

 

[RurouniKenshin]

idk I Like this list because this is what I actually hate. All of these make me furious GRRR

 

[Kamon]

lol funny you say that. thats a very succinct comparison...
was talking about that book the other day..
a couple years ago. i went back and tried to catch up on some "classics" i had never read TCitR so i read it...
and i was like "WTF.. why is this a classic? this is crap, just a crybaby emo crying about everything."
lol

Woah, WOAH. You did NOT just shoot down Holden Caulfield!

 

[Prisoner416]

qq

 

[RurouniKenshin]

Woah, WOAH. You did NOT just shoot down Holden Caulfield!

I think he did :scared:

 

[Byakuya]

I disagree with numbers 3, 7, 8, and 9

For number three, I disagree completely. You didn't look at the meaning of the phrase and took it for face value, not what it means.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_one's_cake_and_eat_it_too

For number 7, I agree with what Stinky said

For number 8, that is a legitimate question. Different bus routes can use the same stop. If you arrive a minute late, you ask the people if the busy came already at the scheduled time, they could be waiting for another.

Number 9, you can do MANY things that last longer than life. There is this thing called history where what people did have an affect after they die.....

Wow you went in depth with that.... wish i had that kinda time.

 

[Adam]

11. People who brag about the number of hats they have on TF2.

 

[Sexy Beast]

11. People who brag about the number of hats they have on TF2.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2QJvc_SxFQ[/ame]

 

[blackhawksniper]

Wow you went in depth with that.... wish i had that kinda time.

that took me a whole 30 seconds? lol....

 

[Carmine]

11. People who brag about the number of hats they have on TF2.

Oh you.

 

[The IRS]

that took me a whole 30 seconds? lol....

It takes blackhawk little time to retaliate to small internet jokes.

 

[Spitfire'd]

*points at his wrist*

Hey, does anyone have the time?

*runs and hides*

 

[RustyPwns!]

It sucks to be mad at everything. Lighten up kid.

 

[RurouniKenshin]

LOL I just found these on the internet and thought I should share them.