Do you know what to do if a Zombie Invasion occured?

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naniekso

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Start your plan like this :*If there ever was a Zombie Invasion I would..*


If there was a Zombie Invasion I would get a shotgun and a shiat load of ammo. a Desert Eagle, and a 5-7 with ammo.

Then i would get a Katana, and a Machetti(i know its spelt wrong, but blades don't need reloading >:D)

I would baracade my doors and windows, and i would gather supplies and sit on my roof. I would have a zipline cable ready to my neighbors house, just in case, and we could also send supplies(and he has a hummer,great for running over zombies in case we got outnumbered.

I could attempt to go into teh mall :D but im thinking probbobly Dicks Sporting goods or some ammo shop :D

Finnaly i would carry for food a shiatload of Ramen Noodles and try to survive until they die out of starvation >:D

anyone else got a better plan? ^-^
 
If there was a zombie invasion i would not go to an army fort, those never ever survive. I would probably go to my summer house which is on an island, so no chance any zombies are getting in there, and even if they would, i still got me trusty ol' shotgun. No problem with food there, i can hunt my food if necessary. Fishing would also be an option.
 
Buy the zombie survival gudie by MAX BROOKS. It gives you all the tips you need in case of a class 4 outbreak.

Acording to the book YOU^^^ would be dead.

Best plan it to stay on the move pack light but enough to pack a punch in a jam.

Best survival is in numbers,trench spike and a 50 cal desert eagle
for each person.

swords and katanas are no good because you have to get too close to use them. Imagine swinging a katana in a hallway filled with the undead. Useless

Nades and flame thowers are usless because a severed zombie head can still bite.

Aim for the head and damage the brain

DO NOT GO TO THE MALL OR ON A ROOF.

Zombies have no motorskills other than to feed but a stack of dead zombies will quickly make a ladder to your location.

OK read the book.......I got my trench spike ready and ready to move to an undisclosed location in a moments notice
 
yea you would be dead instantly

the mall is the worst place to go

more people= more zombies

and so is a hospital because all the infected are being sent there.

the best gun to use according to the book is an m1 Garand FYI
due to its 1337 h4x in dod and pwnage level it is no doubt the best weapon. lol but if you cant find one use a 50 cal deagle.
 
No no no no no!

You have it all wrong. NEVER carry a shotgun, they are not accurate enough to do any real damage and they're loud as hell, they'll attract every zombie in the world to where you are. The only firearms you'd want to carry are a suppressed pistol, a suppressed rifle, or go out an a limb and say crossbow.

This is what I'd do, I'd raid a local gunshop, pick up what I need (pistol, suppressor, ammo (I already have a macheti, broadsword, and multiple knives)). After that, I go raid a grocery store and get as much long lasting food as I can. Then after that, I try and find out where I can find a prison (there are several old prisons around where I live, so finding them isn't a problem). I post signs up all over the city before I get there saying where I am and what you can do to get to where I am.

Prisons are fantastic places to be, they have libraries, prebuilt 20 foot walls, enough room to do whatever you need to do. Of course you'd have to purge it of the zombies first, but once you own it, it's yours. You could also just keep the zombies locked in their cells and do fun experiments on them! Don't forget the prisons also have enough canned food to last for a few years, food is not a problem there. (you have also brought your own, and you can grow your own on the prison grounds).

When you're all set, just live it out. Only takes about 5 years for a zombie to decompose completely.
 
If there ever was a Zombie Invasion I would do what thor said but on the way to the prision i would go pick up a girl so i dont get lonley also raid a vidio stor and pick lots of good movies and pick up a tank with full ammo and also pick to a few M16's and make sure all my wepons have suppressor and so i would be hidin in the jail with a tank LOTS or ammo/food/movies and a girl for .... well you know ..... and yes i would kill all the dead in thire and have 5 or 6 in max sucruaty area or toy with heheheh mabey or just let them starve mmmm o ya did i say a tank... yes i did ok i think thats about it but thor is right about the jail with 20 foot walls with razor wire at the top and hell if i get board i can go in a tower and have some target practice hehehe
 
Well im in America so im safe, at least everyother male owns a gun so BAMM, i myself own a Ruger 357, Reminton Blackpowerder .50Cal, Remington 12 gauge, and a Sig Saurer. i feel pretty content
 
that is true, the ladder could happen to my house.... but a HUMMER! ultimate zombie runover machine. i talked to my friend today, and hes gona stake a walmart. he knows the manager so we'll have no problem finding things. also, we have dedicated the Women's section for paintball :D


but swords and sharp objects are a MUST! if you were in a hallway you would use that shutgun or semi-auto. But blades dont ever need to reload. so blades are a must.

Maby killing your family because they can cloud ur vision

BUT! i'd need a turret from the back of the halo warthog, INFINITE AMMO >:D
 
Load up on ramen noodles, get silenced pistols silenced-autos katana. NO shotguns, too loud and inaccurate, go to a walmart, claer it out firsrt of any zombies and then prepare a truckl in teh back with alota food and supplies some ammo. then go to the el dorado maximum security prison. finish off zombies in there and stay put for 5 years or so. government mandates food, water, and guns for every secrutiy prison to be able to hold itself off for 2-3 years without any outside invovlement. also sincei i have enough room i can grow my own farm. also any inmates alive or so i'd would make them help me build and fortify my base, then kill them. NO LEASURE TIME! either im eating killing zombies or fortifying my base.

this is my new and improved plan, if z-day occured. ty for your ideas :D im now safe and protected
i truly agree with teh maximum security prison. thats a good idea man.
 
yea harmless, thats a pretty good book, i have it myself. ur gonna b pretty prepared if i do say so myself.in a class 4 outbreak, i could invite u sometime to my oil rig or island to just hang out, if i can find u........

and for those of u who dont know what a class 4 outbreak is, its when zombies replace us as the dominant species on earth. hopefully that never happens.

If there ever was a Zombie Invasion I would get a semi-automatic carbine, a trench spike, machete or katana, compact foods, water and chainmail. dont ask why, just get the book harmless suggested.

I would go to a dock, sail to an oil rig or island(uninfested) and survive until every ghoul has decayed into a pile of dust. best plan ever! jk it might not b BUT its pretty good

P.S. naniekso, hummers need gas, r loud, and arent as safe as u might think. imagine driving into zombie infested territory and running out of gas while every ghoul in the area is converging on u?
 
pssst were full steel armor so they cant bite you hehehehehehehehe so skinn showin and under that somthin that covers you skin so is they throw up like on 28 days lator you dont get boned hehehehe
 
ok. ive read the book and max brook's other one, WWZ. so heres my zombie plan...

1. get to sporting goods store/raid rifles/pistols, stack up on all available ammo into my trunk.

2. raid supermarket - get a crap load of Top Ramen, insta-
noodles, chef-boyardee, rice-a-roni, anything.

3.Get GF

4. find oil rig.

5. board oil rig.

6. Live.Happy.
 
That's a fairly nice plan, Chump. However, remember without constant renovations an oil rig will erode in 10-20 years.

I suppose you can renovate to keep your mind off teh zombehs!
 
1. Grab guns and ammo
2. run to mall (cause lots of stores)
3. hold out aginst zombies as long as possible
4. if all else fails, inject zombie virus into self, join the ranks of the undead and eat the rest of your brains out :)

if you cant beat them join them
 
1. Buy a M4
2. Buy Ammo
3. Buy a flashlight
4. Buy a neon light just for kicks
5. Buy some hacks (aim bot and some wall hacks and radar hack)


Then i would run out into the middle of the city and start pwning n00bs. i say i would prolly go 86-1. 70 headshots and 3 knife kills. my ping would prolly be around 158 cause hacks cause ping problems. but then again who knows i might get VACed before i even reach the city..
 
ok. ive found a better plan.

shoot. yourself.

no stress. no worries. Happy happy happy thoughts
 
fly to the north pole with some friends and girlfriends and first kill off the north polians then live off of the land as the esquimos (totaly spelt wrong) did with no worries and start a new race of your kind which eventually will have enough power to defeat the zombies...
 
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