Worst movies?

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I've seen a thread or two about "what are your top favorite movies?", but how about the worst movies you have seen?
I'd have to say: Signs, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Skeleton Key...just the few i can think of right now that i really hated
 
Its that Britney Spears one...i cant get the name....its got that theme song which goes "I'm not a girl,not yet a MAN"

:)
 
deep ocean - they die all on a praty sitting next to a giant yaght the whole movie.... wow
 
Gigli or whatever the heck it was called. The one with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.

Yeah, I can't remember it either.
 
-Starship Troopers TWO. Not one, one was amazing.
-Any movies that have the words: love, wedding, or any combinations/synonyms of the two in the title (unless it's a Bond film.)
-Modern Horror Movies. (Final Destination, The Descent, Hills with Eyes, etc.)
-Any movie that doesn't make me laugh, unless of course it's violent.
-Any movie that isn't violent, unless it's funny.

I have listed them all.
 
starship troopers 2
Was And IS the worst Movie i have ever seen!! gah!
 
Are we counting movies that are watchable because they are so bad they are funny, or are we counting movies that are just so bad they're not even funny? Cause I've got a good list for both :D

Best 'worst' movies ever [AKA the ones you can watch because they end up being kinda funny]
1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show [It's a musical about transvestites from space. One creates a muscle man and plans to marry him. 'nuff said.]

2. Plan 10 from outer space [It's a film that basically says that Joeseph Smith was an alien and that the Mormon religion was all a trap set up by aliens]

3. Body Melt [It's an Aussie film about a diet pill that causes you to melt. Theres a scene where a guy is eaten by his wifes placenta. 'nuff said.]

The just plain bad

1. Doom [ I went in saying 'Well, maybe I could enjoy this on the level of a PLOTLESS stupid action movie' but they tried to have a plot. And as genetic science is my favourite science, the plot in doom made me weep for days on end.]

2. Kairo AKA Pulse [ I'm a fan of Japanese ghost movies, but this one was really, really boring. It had a good plot, but the movie itself sucked. The only scary scene was where the main character met the leader of the invading ghosts, the special effect they had on the ghost was really cool. The rest of the movie was a snooze fest]

3. Marie Antoinette [Sophia Coppola is a talented director. I loved almost every other movie she made. But then we were forced to watch this in a history class. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The only 'entertaining' thing about this movie was when she wanted to have sex with Louie and he didn't want to. That was funny.]
 
Any mindless, plotless action movie. Oh and Saw 39. I know that it is not out yet but when it comes out next month, I'm sure it will be terrible while making millions.
 
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3. Marie Antoinette [Sophia Coppola is a talented director. I loved almost every other movie she made. But then we were forced to watch this in a history class. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The only 'entertaining' thing about this movie was when she wanted to have sex with Louie and he didn't want to. That was funny.]


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Yea the movie wasnt good. It was pretty much 2 hours of watching rich girls having fun the whole time. I do have to admit, being a lover of history, they got the whole 18th century France thing down good. The costumes. the sets, etc were great. And Kirsten Dunst IMHO looked pretty hot in 18th century wear. Too bad the movie as a whole sucked.

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-Any movies that have the words: love, wedding, or any combinations/synonyms of the two in the title (unless it's a Bond film.)
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I was reading this and thinking, what about "From Russia with Love?", but then I saw what you wrote at the end. !grr
 
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Any mindless, plotless action movie. Oh and Saw 39. I know that it is not out yet but when it comes out next month, I'm sure it will be terrible while making millions.
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I cant wait till Saw 9939239652436246...not
Saw 4 was pretty bad....

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The just plain bad

1. Doom [ I went in saying 'Well, maybe I could enjoy this on the level of a PLOTLESS stupid action movie' but they tried to have a plot. And as genetic science is my favourite science, the plot in doom made me weep for days on end.]
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Doom would of been better if they had kept to the whole portal to hell thing instead of chromosome thing..
 
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Its that Britney Spears one...i cant get the name....its got that theme song which goes "I'm not a girl,not yet a MAN"

:)
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That movie was call crossroads, the orgial about the devil and a guitar is good! stars the kid from karate kid 1 & 2.

Wost movie of all in horror is vampires vs zombies!!!! had nothing to do with the title!
 
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i cant believe nobody has mentioned this yet.

SNAKES ON A PLANE
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WHAT?
Snakes on a Plane was excellent in all senses of the word.
 

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