Congratulations Moop. (Moop? Yes, Moop.)
When I found out, I will admit, I cried. As I've always said, "the day I see that Mop becomes an adviser would be the day that I can die peacefully." However, most of the day has gone by and I haven't died yet. Perhaps I will not die today, perhaps I will never die, perhaps Mop actually isn't an adviser and he's just tricking us with his moppy ways.
Oh hey, it's my old friend mister chainsaw murderer! He just walked into my room! "Hello Chainsaw Murderer, how are you?" I said.
"GLORZOINFAPWNF!" he said in return.
"Have you murdered anyone lately?" I said.
Oh hey! The murderer just revved up his chainsaw and now he's walking towards me. I thought I'd die peacefully today!
"ARRRRRRRRRGH!" (Did he actually type his death scream? Oh yes he did.)