Your worst day ever

So the title really says whats gonna happen. What was your worst day ever? Here is mine

I woke up at 8 am on a saturday. i walked 3 steps and hit my knee on my table, then i tripped and hit my head against the wall. So then i left to go get the groceries. I go to the store and they dont have half of what i need. So i try the store next to it. So im pushing my kart down one of the aisle and its front wheels fall off. The store manager came and said "your going to have to pay to fix those." i was shocked and mad at the same time. So i paid the guy his money and left with half of the groceries i needed. Then i went to the park with my wife and son John. So we are watching John and he starts crying for some reason. So i run and try to go get him in that playground of death. I fell off of the top of the playground and hit my head on the slide. So we go home and try to relax. Its around 9 pm now. Someone rings our doorbell and as a polite person i open the door. No one there. So i walk 5 steps and it rings again. So i open it. No one there. So i wait by the door until they ring it again. Its rings and i throw it open....it was the pizza guy. i yelled on accident at the pizza guy.

So thats my worst day. Whats yours?

That mean your back stateside, or are you just Nostalgicly thinking of bad days past? :P
 
LMFAO!!!! you are too much xD

Hehe its not a true story, I read lotus's story and wondered what the day must of been like for the pizza guy. That said, I'm sorry if I offended you Lotus. Couldn't help myself.
 
Uh, the day I got stabbed was pretty bad. But I think I have a worse one. Me and my friends decide "Hey, lets go do something awesome". I climb to the top of a 40 foot tree. Branch I am standing on breaks. Luckily, I hit a crap load of thick branches on the way down. Conclusion: 3 broken fingers, a broken rib, a swollen eye, and a loss of dignity.
 
Wow lotus that is the worst day ever, Mine would probably have to be...

i woke up around 10 (overslept) I jumped out of bed and almost broke my ankle from the fall, i go have a shower, then the water turns EXTREMELY HOT then EXTREMELY COLD. I dont even eat breakfast (no milk) then i do my chores, and my dad is yelling at me for not "doing them right" and right before i was about to get tf2, i got grounded for a month. My dad still got TF2 but he wanted to torment me -.- i was also sick and threw up a couple of times. and also had the runs :P and finally i technically "cry" myself to sleep, and i am awaken by my little brothers screaming because he didn't get cookies, i have a migraine now and i have to go outside into the extreme cold to feed dogs, i get tackled into my pool and nearly get hypothermia. Then im exhausted and just decide to knock myself out. I run, (i have top bunk) and jump hit my head on a metal bar and fall asleep. Great story huh? :)
 
Mine would be waking up at 2 AM EST with paralysis ( It may happen during sleep, you get paralyzed for about 5 seconds ) Not sleeping, going to school at 7, getting kicked in the shin, falling, breaking my jaw and 2 cheek bones, nearly losing all my teeth, losing a pint of blood (In SENIOR KINDERGARTEN!) Being taken to the hospital, getting 5 stitches accross my jaw, getting glue in my eye from the doctor to keep the stitches in place. (Ment to put on chin, squeezed bottle and glue went on my eye -_-) Going home, sitting in bed with massive pain for 2 weeks.
 
My worst day ever is nooooooot something I need to post on these forums, in respect to a loved one and simply because its a little to unpleasant. However, here's a runner up that I am comfortable saying.

I had a tonsillectomy as well as having my adenoids reduced or something like that, but for the month afterwords I got sicker and sicker, vomiting a lot (Which is rare in me, the only time I EVER vomit is if I am seriously ill) and coughing up these weird chunks. I had this awful taste in my mouth and I couldn't drink anything or eat anything without it making me sick, not even water. By the end of the month, I had lost almost 180 lbs and while I needed to lose weight, that is NOT a natural or healthy way to lose it. I had to have my wife carry me around on crutches because I could barely move, and then one day I started vomiting even worse and then I passed out. I woke up in the hospital with a feeding tube, a central line pumping some sort of substance, and the first thing I said was "I'm hungry" but was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat anything for another month. I had pancreatitis, and apparently if my wife hadn't gotten me to the hospital in the time that she did I would've died :scared: I was in there for a few months but the night I first passed out was the most painful and ick >_<
 
My worst day ever is nooooooot something I need to post on these forums, in respect to a loved one and simply because its a little to unpleasant. However, here's a runner up that I am comfortable saying.

I had a tonsillectomy as well as having my adenoids reduced or something like that, but for the month afterwords I got sicker and sicker, vomiting a lot (Which is rare in me, the only time I EVER vomit is if I am seriously ill) and coughing up these weird chunks. I had this awful taste in my mouth and I couldn't drink anything or eat anything without it making me sick, not even water. By the end of the month, I had lost almost 180 lbs and while I needed to lose weight, that is NOT a natural or healthy way to lose it. I had to have my wife carry me around on crutches because I could barely move, and then one day I started vomiting even worse and then I passed out. I woke up in the hospital with a feeding tube, a central line pumping some sort of substance, and the first thing I said was "I'm hungry" but was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat anything for another month. I had pancreatitis, and apparently if my wife hadn't gotten me to the hospital in the time that she did I would've died :scared: I was in there for a few months but the night I first passed out was the most painful and ick >_<

That my friend, is really bad. Props to your wife for saving you!
 
I guess I'm the only one like this lol...

Well it was on a Saturday and it was the Division 2 Finals for NHRA bracket racing... Final round... I've been killer all day and I go up against this nobody and I just fall apart and lose a FREE trip to the World Finals :|

That and my gf leaving me on March 20th xD
 

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