If you were in a fight

lotus blade

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Ok, so you and this guy kinda bop shoulders and he gets really worked up about it. so he calls you out for a fight in 1 hour. What would you want to bring in a fight like? something brutal that would take his head off, or something stealthy that would take him by surprise. I would go with surprise and do an Assasain's Creed character move. (Sorry that i dont know his name. :P) I would hide some tactical knives in the folds and sleeves of my shirt and whip them out when he would come at me. Some come on! Lets hear what tactic you would use!
 
AK47. If that shall fail, i'll resort to the deagle. I win

+1 Though I prefer M4 in this case. Para could work more effectively probably. xD




I wouldn't bring anything to a fight. I know he would but weapons don't phase me :cool:
 
If he said in an hour, i would have the place we were to meet wired with explosives....
 
i agree with lotus. assassin's knife. then brush off my shoulder and walk away
 
I would bring myself and that's all I need... <3 teh fights...

lol Beast, you are close... but someone actually did the REAL saying to me once... I lost the fight... you put it together....
 
I'd probly blow him off - who gets worked up over bumping shoulders......

i'm from a small town so that anwser is NOBODY.
 
wow just go there bare handed, pretend you are about to fight him , then make him chase you, while he chases you shout out stuff in chinsese accent, then go somewheer you know he will trip and go "haha fat boy fall " and then just leave :D
 
wow just go there bare handed, pretend you are about to fight him , then make him chase you, while he chases you shout out stuff in chinsese accent, then go somewheer you know he will trip and go "haha fat boy fall " and then just leave :D

Sounds like the movie The Hangover... "Its funny cause he's fat!"... Very offending xD
 
Wow so you all are just going to bring guns and shoot people. Guess you have no sense of honor. I mean I know I'm a coward and would just run...

well tbh I'd be cheaper than all of you I'd bring Chuck Norris
 
Tactical Dreadnought armor with Power Fist. Who needs a gun when you can punch someone's head off.
 
I would bring MY LITTLE FRIEND.

And use him as a decoy and attack the dude from behind.
 
all you cowards and your guns. What happened to the good ole' shoulder bump, you want some, you want some, fist fights?
 
...I don't ever recall a time where fighting required decapitation, but uh... Yeah. If anything, I'd bring a bat or some kind of blunt weapon that would disarm him.
 
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If we're going to look away from weapons, i'd give him a kick to the crotch. I'm not a big guy either, so i'd rather play dirty than getting my face smashed.
 
Ok, so you and this guy kinda bop shoulders and he gets really worked up about it. so he calls you out for a fight in 1 hour. What would you want to bring in a fight like? something brutal that would take his head off, or something stealthy that would take him by surprise. I would go with surprise and do an Assasain's Creed character move. (Sorry that i dont know his name. :P) I would hide some tactical knives in the folds and sleeves of my shirt and whip them out when he would come at me. Some come on! Lets hear what tactic you would use!

My kill bind.
 
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