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PIRATES FOR THE WIN WOOT we got a song
Would you join Ninjas or Pirates?
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i just think that 1 on 1, a drunk stinky pirate would get owned by a skillful, silent, and stealthy ninja. in a free for all the one shot firearms would take out the front line of ninjas, but a barrage of ninja stars would cut down the first and second row of pirates, leaving the third injured. by then, pirates reload, and it's close quarters combat. several ninjas take some headshots and bodyshots at close range, but by now swords have been drawn and pirates start to get cut down to size.
then a monster blast occurs, as three cannonballs rip through the orgy of violence, cutting down pirates and ninjas indiscriminantly. the ninjas retaliate by using the wick lit gun powder bombs. but one holds onto it too long and the shrapnel tares him to shreds.
in the end, 22 ninjas emerge victorious..
.. ....yea, don't ask.
then a monster blast occurs, as three cannonballs rip through the orgy of violence, cutting down pirates and ninjas indiscriminantly. the ninjas retaliate by using the wick lit gun powder bombs. but one holds onto it too long and the shrapnel tares him to shreds.
in the end, 22 ninjas emerge victorious..
.. ....yea, don't ask.
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umm first of all, flavor flave here put way too much thought into this.
second i'm going to have to go with pirates. Pillaging, plundering and getting wasted. awww yeah.
Plus I'm sort of a modern day pirate, with all the pirated music, movies, and software on my computer. ARGGGGG!
second i'm going to have to go with pirates. Pillaging, plundering and getting wasted. awww yeah.
Plus I'm sort of a modern day pirate, with all the pirated music, movies, and software on my computer. ARGGGGG!
Outnumbered?
Nani, Blackbeard had THREE ships and he reigned terror on both the Spanish AND the English fleets!
(and for reference, according to history, the way of the ninja died out when the word of piracy was spread through Asia.)
Nani, Blackbeard had THREE ships and he reigned terror on both the Spanish AND the English fleets!
(and for reference, according to history, the way of the ninja died out when the word of piracy was spread through Asia.)
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first of all, breakoutemupndownorwhatver, don't make fun of my fantastic imaginaton. second, zeit, this is twice now, in the span of 5 minutes i read a post of yours that made me laugh out loud in class and made ppl turn around 2 look at me. my teacher is eyeing me now.
be easy evry1, lmao.
NINJAS FTW!
be easy evry1, lmao.
NINJAS FTW!
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PIRATES FTW!!!!
im saying that even if ninjas are outnumberd(which we are use to being solo anyway) they will still own the pirates. pirates are drunk!! what good does it do you if u get killed while drunk, or can't fight.
and reference to black beard?>
black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
and reference to black beard?>
black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
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black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
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=-) Most people knew him as Captain Edward Teach, meboy. The legend calls him Blackbeard.
black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
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=-) Most people knew him as Captain Edward Teach, meboy. The legend calls him Blackbeard.
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[quote1194538791=naniekso]
black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
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=-) Most people knew him as Captain Edward Teach, meboy. The legend calls him Blackbeard.
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but we know that most pirates change their names becuase of fear of their families getting killed or becoming hostage. now who would u change your name for? Obviously the pirates are "smart" enough to keep their names changed for fear of ninjas owning their family back at home.
and ninjas can swim. they can also walk on little poles in the water, to give the effect of walking/running on water
[quote1194538791=naniekso]
black beard had changed his name to "Black Beard" because of his family back at home would get ownd by ninjas if people knew his last name. SO HAH! he knew that if ninjas knew his last name, they would get ownd in 1.3 second arpox.
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=-) Most people knew him as Captain Edward Teach, meboy. The legend calls him Blackbeard.
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but we know that most pirates change their names becuase of fear of their families getting killed or becoming hostage. now who would u change your name for? Obviously the pirates are "smart" enough to keep their names changed for fear of ninjas owning their family back at home.
and ninjas can swim. they can also walk on little poles in the water, to give the effect of walking/running on water
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oh well what would you panzy ninja's do when we set sail for the open sea? yeah thats right NOTHING!
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Any ninja would pwn ne pirate and then steel their women booze and treasure
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when is the last time you heard a ghost story involving ninjas? pirates have the ability to come back to life and haunt people even after they are dead.
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Can I be a pirate ninja. I could drink rum real fast and still not have to take a bath. Also pirates can say arrrr alot
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Wow, a bit pirate heavy here. So, I will go Ninja. Just because they do awesome flips and I'm a nerd for ninjas.
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Plus I'm sort of a modern day pirate, with all the pirated music, movies, and software on my computer. ARGGGGG!
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yay Pirates! yay for free songs, movies, software...[/lies] wait I dont do that [/lies]
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how about a Spartan v. a Samurai??? what a showdown that would be!
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SPARTANS!!! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender!!
Plus I'm sort of a modern day pirate, with all the pirated music, movies, and software on my computer. ARGGGGG!
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yay Pirates! yay for free songs, movies, software...[/lies] wait I dont do that [/lies]
[quote1194573410=sugafree [JONES]]
how about a Spartan v. a Samurai??? what a showdown that would be!
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SPARTANS!!! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender!!
