All of you Kalt players should enjoy this one...

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I was playing Kalt earlier this evening and we (the Axis) had the Allies pinned down to their first flag. I was in the Allied sniper house, watching the Allied courtyard, when I asked my friend how the street was looking.

He told me that they had it under control, but I moved over to a window to look for myself because I heard a lot of gunfire.

Imagine my surprise...
 
Ze German steelmachine...Or wall...Or something.

Thats how you keep control, men.
 
now that's just ridiculous, no need for that many MG's so close, space em out for better superiority
 
You should have at least one of the MG's covering the teams flank, i'm notorious for flanking on that map and delivering some Grade A, MADE IN THE USA! Knuckle Sandwiches.

That's what I was in the sniper house for, bro--me and my rifle cover the courtyard better than any MG could.

Don't believe me? Come try it out. ;)
 
That's what I was in the sniper house for, bro--me and my rifle cover the courtyard better than any MG could.

Don't believe me? Come try it out. ;)

You want to use a sniper to cover your flank instead of an MG? Word of warning my good man, my sandwiches are comming
 
You want to use a sniper to cover your flank instead of an MG? Word of warning my good man, my sandwiches are comming

What? Using a sniper rifle to cover the flank? Yes, that IS crazy.

However, that is not what I said. I said I cover it with a rifle. A carbine. One of those things without a scope. You know--the weapon that takes the most skill to use.
 
What? Using a sniper rifle to cover the flank? Yes, that IS crazy.

However, that is not what I said. I said I cover it with a rifle. A carbine. One of those things without a scope. You know--the weapon that takes the most skill to use.

thats a lie. a smoke grenade takes the most skill to use.
 
Omnica has never played Halo?!?!?!?!
lol, but really that's cool

EDIT: and the allies capped your 2nd axis flag, so much for being well prepared...
Too much focus on the front line, not enough in the sewers... you have put the Ratz to shame!
 
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Wow...I do believe ronpaul would have riverdanced on all of you...just saying. Put an MG on the flank and under the wheelhouse.
 
Wow...I do believe ronpaul would have riverdanced on all of you...just saying. Put an MG on the flank and under the wheelhouse.

i LOL'd hard

all I see is typical german nade and sniper bait, and I think I'll accept your challenge with that rifle

You want to use a sniper to cover your flank instead of an MG? Word of warning my good man, my sandwiches are comming

I do this, where's my sandwich? You know what, I think i'm going to punch you to death knuckle, and it will be glorious and terribly ironic when I post the screenshot of the "notorious" punching king being de-throned by a guy who's killed maybe 12 people with the assault class LOL
 
haha....im gonna have to go with knuckle on this one...i have been known to flank via the bridge and deliver quite a punch to the back of an mg or snipers head...it causes some minor chaos for a bit....its what i do best...lol..
 
See? RonPaul backed me up with the legitimacy of covering the flanks with a rifle...kinda. lol. Either way, I was covering them and nobody got around. Actually...come to think of it...why are we never on at the same time RonPaul? I play Kalt almost every night...

And yeah...one good nade solved the problem but nobody was getting one there. Plenty of them went off in the street but nothing got to them. I was surprised.

And as for the our second being taken...that's nothing new really. Don't the Germans always just push and leave them open? They have for as long as I've ever known. Plus...the allies had both LondonBlitz and Blackwater, so...not like we stood much of a chance in the sewer battle. You all know how those two roll.
 

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