Rambo vs Chuck Norris vs MacGyver?

[Magnum X]

who would win?
You have rambo who mows down 9844469 people at a time, Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kick, and MacGyver who can make a bomb out of a piece of gum and a toothpick.
What do you think?

I would have to say Rambo since he's the only person, as far as I know, that has actually killed anyone.

 

[CausalSpark]

No, dude, I love MacGyver. Funny enough, I was about to post about MacGyver. It's the greatest show on television. The plots are incredible. For example, there's an episode where he fights zombies. Tell me, how often do you see Norris or Rambo doing any of that? Unarmed? Also, if MacGyver can make a laser from rosary beads while saving an orphanage from terrorists (Actual episode), then he's my man.

 

[Death]

mmm Macgyver can improvise, rambo is a beast with his knife, and chuck can kick..... id say Macgyver and rambo team up on chuck and desimate the world

 

[Zeitgeist]

Well...since only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris, I think Macgyver will have to make a gene splicing clone machine out of a lightbulb, a wifi connector, nail clippers and a bottle of apple juice(actual episode).

Then rambo will have to get into a fight with chuck norris and live long enough to bring a peice of Norris flesh to Macgyver who will then make a genetically equal copy of Chuck Norris but with a 24 hour expiration limit.

So since Chuck dies, and Rambo dies, Macgyver for the win.

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

dont f--- with chuck.

 

[bLackout {RD}]

Chuck Norris. FTW!

 

[EDITThor]

Rambo, he's the only one that hasn't been corrupted by the internet.

 

[sTeWiE [JONES]]

chuck norris pwns all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[flavoracid]

im terribly sorry, but ure all fools to think anyone can get past RAMBO!!!!

granted norris did some recon in the jungle, but rambo was dunked in pig excrement filled with leaches, managed to escape, and merk out every1.

let norris try to kick rambo. i dare him. i double dare him!


cheers every1.

 

[Blazing Heat]

Mac ftw! With ease.

 

[BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES]

my governor would kill all three of them at the same time...

 

[Magnum X]

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my governor would kill all three of them at the same time...
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get to the choppa!

 

[Oberst Muller]

GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!!!!Arnold would kill all three of them!!

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Remember The chuck norris facts? When chuck norris does push-ups, He is not pushing himself up, hes pushing the Earth down!!! That says it all CHUCK FTW!!!!

 

[Leet.Soldier]

Chuck do i really need to explain he will just round house them all n they ll just drop its over man its over just game over DONE end of thread lmao

 

[Rogue Sniper]

mcgyver ftw
he can make an atomic bomb from a paper clip and a piece of paper lol

 

[Guardian_Rayovac]

I would say MacGyver.... he's my Fav....i grew up on that show

 

[CausalSpark]

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my governor would kill all three of them at the same time...
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http://macgyversavesarnold.ytmnd.com/ (NSFW and loud)

They're friends....

 

[=(eG)= Pvt.Ryan -TR-]

You're all wrong, Jack Bouer ftw!

 

[Mr.Smiley]

Chuck Norris FTW!!!!!!!!