Happy Holidays

[eje007]

Hello ye forum trolls and passerby.

It's December 1st and that means we're in the month of the Holidays and I have a gift for all of you.

You all get to ask me 1 question. Anything. But it has to fall under these three conditions:

1.) It needs to obey the server/forum rules. Nothing inappropriate of course.

2.) It cannot be about something that would be much better handled in private (like a ban or something extremely personal).

3.) Some questions to be answered may violate a vow of secrecy all Leadership must take (it involves making a blood oath and sacrificing ones pinky finger) so I will not answer anything that violates that.


Other than that, my knowledge is yours.

 

[Saeten]

Is Ill Legend a punkin?

 

[Beta]

Hello Eje,

My name is Beta, 1st time caller, Just wondering, What came first? The chicken or the egg?

 

[Mikkel]

Can you make me a MS-paint santa?

 

[PeZku]

Is there really gonna be cake?

 

[Aneruen]

why did I give a kidney when you only gave a pinky?

 

[xantos129]

What is the speed of light, in terms of seconds per millennium?

 

[EyelessHunter]

Why are you so cool eje? WHY!?!?!?!

 

[eje007]

Is Ill Legend a punkin?

Nope

My name is Beta, 1st time caller, Just wondering, What came first? The chicken or the egg?

I did.

Can you make me a MS-paint santa?

What part of "THIS IS YOUR GIFT" don't you understand.

Is there really gonna be cake?

*Spoiler* No.

why did I give a kidney when you only gave a pinky?

Because after I became DL I helped institute the kidney policy, that way if we ever need some back up organs, we just promote an advisor.

What is the speed of light, in terms of seconds per millennium?

9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.
Do your own math.

Why are you so cool eje? WHY!?!?!?!

Comes with the territory.

 

[jeod66]

why did I give a kidney when you only gave a pinky?

...I'd have been happy to give either of those. Fluffy demanded my soul.

Kind of like Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean, you know...

My question: Why aren't you in the greatest eGO division, carrying the DoD:S banner?


Edit because I forgot: You can't calculate the speed of light in "seconds per millennium"; speed is the absolute value of the rate of change of position. You need a unit of distance in there somewhere.

 

[Beta]

Next question. Ill Legend always claims that Syracuse is an awesome team. Personally I am not a fan of sports, so if I bought the team, then renamed it the Soldiers of Beta, would he still root for them?

 

[Darth]

Can i be promoted to advisor? Come on, you know you want to

 

[king killer]

Question 1 why is beta always eating STEAK UMMSS

 

[eje007]

My question: Why aren't you in the greatest eGO division, carrying the DoD:S banner?

CT's have cooler uniforms.

Next question. Ill Legend always claims that Syracuse is an awesome team. Personally I am not a fan of sports, so if I bought the team, then renamed it the Soldiers of Beta, would he still root for them?

YOU GET ONE! And that's a question for him, not me.

Can i be promoted to advisor? Come on, you know you want to

See Condition #3

why is beta always eating STEAK UMMSS

Ask him.

 

[xantos129]

Pfft. That wasn't "math" that was applied math, aka- Physics. And It's not like that was for a problem I had to turn in.. I just thought of a question to ask, and this was the first thing that came to mind. By the way, nice job making no sense while using "advanced" scientific words.

 

[eje007]

Pfft. That wasn't "math" that was applied math, aka- Physics. And It's not like that was for a problem I had to turn in.. I just thought of a question to ask, and this was the first thing that came to mind. By the way, nice job making no sense while using "advanced" scientific words.

I'm not doing your homework for you.

 

[xantos129]

Didn't I say that it wasn't a problem that I had to turn in, and that it was just something I thought of? GG eje, GG.

 

[ZER0C00L]

 

[EyelessHunter]

Xantos we are all so impressed with you. We are humbled by your existence. For the record, for someone who understands the fine line between mathematics and physics so well you just asked for the speed of light in "seconds per millenium." That's like asking for the speed of a car in minutes/seconds. Rates are distance/time not time/time. Also, just because physics has practical applications doesn't mean that the calculus and trigonometry used within the field are not mathematics. For the record, he used the term math correctly.

Always remember this equation children:
Post Graduate and Graduate Level Science Degrees > Wikipedia

 

[xantos129]

Xantos we are all so impressed with you. We are humbled by your existence. For the record, for someone who understands the fine line between mathematics and physics so well you just asked for the speed of light in "seconds per millenium." That's like asking for the speed of a car in minutes/seconds. Rates are distance/time not time/time. Also, just because physics has practical applications doesn't mean that the calculus and trigonometry used within the field are not mathematics. For the record, he used the term math correctly.

Always remember this equation children:
Post Graduate and Graduate Level Science Degrees > Wikipedia

Why thank you, I always love being recognized. I'd like to thank my parents for birthing me, and my education for training me.

And I meant to say inches/milennium. It was a mistake, get over it.

Also: You say "Post Graduate and Graduate Level Science Degrees > Wikipedia," as if defending him, but as the public can clearly see, he did not notice my mistake; Therefore you should not have placed your confidence in him.