Pick-Up Lines for Boys and Girls

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Post the Funniest Pick-Up Lines you can think of, please be appropriate, and if there's a Word that's too Racist or Sexist please don't type it in. But if it's the B-Word, the S-Word, or the F-Bomb, please censor it with something somehow.​
Censor it like this <--- To Read the Censored text just Highlight it.
 
I wish you were DNA Helicase so you would unzip my jeans.

Gender inspecific, so it works for all of the Bio guys and gals out there.
 
Idiotic Embarassing Ones I've Found​
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.



All this could be yours for one low, low price!



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?



Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.



Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.



As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!



Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."



Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!



Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print



Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!



Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.



Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.



Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.



Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?



Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.



Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.



(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).



Coffee? Tea? Me?



Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!



Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?



Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!



Do you have room in your life for another friend?



Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?



Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.



Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?



Does my breath smell okay?



Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.



Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!



Don't you know me from somewhere?



Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.



Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"



Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.



Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!



Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
 
you: Did it hurt?

them: did what hurt?

you: when you fell from heaven.
 
"Hi, my name's John. Can I buy you a drink?" Oh, wait. . .that's the one that worked once.

I think you want: "Nice Shoes. Wanna Fark?"
 
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you give a girl(in a crowd of her friends) some money (in a club of course) and tell her like "a beer, ill be standing there with my mates"
either she buys you a beer and brings it to you or she'll follow you ann asks like "uhm what?"
you'll answer then, i just wanted to get you away from your friends cuz im shy

this one is very dumb but it worked twice for me yet :D:D

or..
hey i lost my number can i have yours

the color of your eyes would work great with the color of my bed

hey rememer my name ..she "why?"..you "cuz youll scream it often tonight"

you want to put a (those things you put arround a dogs neck with a line) on me? and can i be your pet?

i know alooot but cant translate so well,
 
Hey, that shirt looks good on you, but you know what? It would look even better stuffed in the neck of a bottle and thrown flaming through the window of an office building. Let's do it and never look back!
They'll either run away, or love you forever.
 
you: how much does a polar bear weigh?

them: uhhh

you: big enough to break the ice. Hi im Mike
 
You: "Are you an official here?"
Her: "Why?"
You: "Because you've officially given me a b o n e are"
 
Is that an M4 in your pants or are you just happy to have ST?

..... :/
 
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