Soldier thread of epic win!

Nice one dopey :), I'll be adding a couple more quotes in the near future along with a couple more pictures. I had a few good ones but they randomly disappeared :/
 
173 Spammomen killed today. In total, 234 are dead by my hands.
 
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It's looking good so far. Here's hoping that the soldiers didn't quit after 7pm EST. The last thing the demoman needs is anything at all. They've had it easy from the start.

On a bad note, one of the demomen I play with regularly had over 500 soldier kills :*(

Ugh, even worse. Another demo I play with regularly had 1450 kills as of this morning. Thankfully we seem to be winning anyway.
 
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Hmmm...200k difference already...The gap is getting bigger and bigger...
 
Hey kill enemy soliders too! Got to *ahem* protect our demoman peers from those evil rockets!
 
Soldier carcass in alley this morning, grenade shrapnel in burst stomach. This fort is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The choke points are extended gutters and the gutters are full of stickies and when the drains finally spam over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pipe bombs and stickies will foam up about their waists and all the demomen will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men, like Kunai or Sabion. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a kill. Instead they followed the droppings of filthy spammers and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now all of Team Fortress stands on the brink, staring down into bloody hell, all of those demomen and spammers and sticky jumpers... and all of sudden, nobody can think of meleeing.
 
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