You won't believe what happened?!?!!!

[YoSpankDawg]

So the other night I get on Day of Defeat and check the eGO servers and there are people on Kalt. Awesome--I love playing Kalt, it's my favorite map. So, I join, go to the Axis side (as always...) and select my trusty Rifleman class.

I run out of spawn, following a few guys into our courtyard and see some blood splattered on the wall over near where the ladder comes up from the sewer. I investigate but see nobody around so I leave after a few seconds. I run out onto the bridge, which we have secured fairly well, and shoot my nades down the end of the street. It's fairly quiet, so I decide to run out into the road and make a break for the Allied sniper house...

I'm halfway down the road...and some dude shoots me. Right there in the chest. And I did nothing to him!! I fell down dead, dropping my trusty rifle in the process.

Can you believe this?! I did nothing to provoke this attack. It's an outrage, I tell you. I demand some sort of action be taken against this person...

 

[Ides of March]

I demand a full eGO investigation regarding this incident.

 

[YoSpankDawg]

I've done some quick, casual, asking around...and I am not the only person who has had this happen. This is a growing epidemic that needs immediate and full response before it gets out of control!!!

 

[YoSpankDawg]

Oh no. It's even worse than we thought...

This is actual verbal response from eGO CaptGoomba in the Kalt server (likely) regarding this situation:

"Hey guys, look out--they got our second flag there"

Now flags are being desecrated and "taken." When questioned further, CaptGoomba had this to say:

"Oh baby!"

It doesn't take an expert in Goombonics to sense the horror in that man's message.



This is a problem at even the highest of levels as well. When questioned about this situation, here is what eG ronpaul (yes, THE ronpaul) had to say:

"Who is this?"

...amnesia...from one too many shots to the head, one would assume...



...even eGO ISURVIVEDLONDONBLITZ has considered changing his name to eGO ISURVIVEDGETTINGSHOTINTHEKALTSEWERS

 

[Stem Van De Daken]

oh no, what's next? moving tanks in flash and donner. we are all doomed.

 

[BaCkStAb!]

i lold at goombonics

 

[Dr.Compton]

What

 

[ronpaul]

Oh no. It's even worse than we thought...

This is actual verbal response from eGO CaptGoomba in the Kalt server (likely) regarding this situation:

"Hey guys, look out--they got our second flag there"

Now flags are being desecrated and "taken." When questioned further, CaptGoomba had this to say:

"Oh baby!"

It doesn't take an expert in Goombonics to sense the horror in that man's message.



This is a problem at even the highest of levels as well. When questioned about this situation, here is what eG ronpaul (yes, THE ronpaul) had to say:

"Who is this?"

...amnesia...from one too many shots to the head, one would assume...



...even eGO ISURVIVEDLONDONBLITZ has considered changing his name to eGO ISURVIVEDGETTINGSHOTINTHEKALTSEWERS

lol I don't even remember saying th..... OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT :scared:

 

[wewo]

I wanna know who possesses the necessary skill to shoot ronpaul in the head:confused1:

 

[featherfoot07]

dang it guys! I leave for a few days and you let this kind of thing happen, *sigh* alright. On the wall now, LINE UP LADIES.

*gives speach*

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

 

[I SURVIVED LONDON BLITZ]

Dawg better stay out of my sewer's unless you are on my side, death is sudden in the sewer's and you never know when it's coming LOL cya later Sport.

 

[BIOHZRD03]

i am shocked and apalled to find that eGO's powers that be would allow such action to go unpunished...ppl running the streets and sewers doing "run-by" shootings...such actions cannot be tolerated...

 

[Cpt. Kirk]

oh no, what's next? moving tanks in flash and donner. we are all doomed.

I got Scotty workin' on that tank in flash. She'll be up n' running in no time. But the question becomes: "How do we get the Kirkin' thing out of that field when it's fixed?" (bit o Flash humor for ya)

 

[VizierKane]

HAHA.. pretty cool

 

[Sgt. Milk Carton]

such treatment is horrible!

 

[Diomed]

Killin goomba is easy. Just toss out a bowl of pasta with gravy (his term not mine) and wait patiently. That goomba can't resist fresh gravy!

 

[SuperShoot]

What exactly is the KALT map about ?

 

[Erich]

I got Scotty workin' on that tank in flash. She'll be up n' running in no time. But the question becomes: "How do we get the Kirkin' thing out of that field when it's fixed?" (bit o Flash humor for ya)

I'm driving, Jimmy has the MG on it and your sniping covering our backs..... oh and don't forget Semper, he can be Support and get in the front with me

 

[Von]

I got Scotty workin' on that tank in flash. She'll be up n' running in no time. But the question becomes: "How do we get the Kirkin' thing out of that field when it's fixed?" (bit o Flash humor for ya)

i like the flash humor. and yeah...how did that tank get there...through the arches? i dont think so!

 

[foxhound-KD-]

I wanna know who possesses the necessary skill to shoot ronpaul in the head:confused1:

must have been holding the gun at the wrong end, you know, with his amnesia and all, NO MACARONIS FOR HIM!

just thought id throw some goombonics in for good measure, and as for the blood, just spray over that, what we really need to worry about is the sewers clogging up with all them dead bodies!