Twas the night before Christmas (eGO style)

Lungbuster

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the clan, not a muscle was stirring, not a single hand; the rifles were cleaned by hand with care, in hopes that bullets would soon be there, the members
were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of dominations flashed in their heads; and all of the members dressed in eGO black, had just settled down for a quick little nap, when out on the field there arose such a clatter, everyone woke up to see what was the matter, away to there posts they flew like a flash, loaded there chambers and got ready to dash. The moon was glistening off the new fallen snow, making it easy to see the enemies below; when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a tiger tank and eight battalions dressed in full gear, they maneuvered so lively and quick that for a minute I thought id be sick. More rapid than eagles eGO members came, and JohnT whistled, and shouted and called them by name; “Now Artimus, Kendle, Dominion, and Garden! On Slayr, Fluffy, and Kamikaze!
On Mostly Harmless and USCG Hammer too! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now fight away! Fight away! Fight away all! As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet an obstacle bullets will fly. So up to the house top the courses they flew, with an army of members and pubbers too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard the blasts and blasts of each different gun.
As I grabbed my pistol, and was turning around, down the hill the enemy came with a bound. They were dressed all in armor from shoes to shirt, and there clothes were all covered in sweat and dirt. I yelled in the night to “FIRE AT WILL”, when the bullets had stopped I could see all my friends and there amazing skill, not an enemy was standing, and no reinforcements landing eGO had won the battle, now all that was left to do was go home and enjoy some nice fiddle faddle.​
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Merry Christmas Everybody​
 
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