Beta's Crafts For Hats Foundation

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Hello Sir/Madam,

My name is Beta Betason, owner of Crafts For Hats Foundation. Recently we have noticed your backpack was crowded with unwanted mixed matched items, such as Natashas and Dead Ringers. Now you can turn that crap into style! With our patented crafting system, you are no longer restricted to waiting for hat drops, you now have the ability of making them!

Just listen to our happy customers:

6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Beta: Hello Noobkiller
6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Noobkiller: Hello Beta
6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Beta: I need to ask you a question
6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Beta: What was your reaction when you crafted your hat yesterday?
6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Noobkiller: must resist punching monitor
6:13 PM - =(eGO)=? Beta: Thank you
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See? Happiness is only a few scraps away. He's so happy he wants to punch his monitor.

This system really works! I even made my own hat with it!
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/2/2c/Soldierhatlarge.png

Now I'm partying with the President and acting in high budget movies!

Call 1-800-BetaCraft for more info! Thats 1-800-BetaCraft.

(This post has been brought to you by Beta's Crafts for Hats Foundation!)
 
Takes 81 items total to make one hat (and that's just for the random one)
 
I have one refined metal and one reclaimed metal. IM ONNNNN MYYYYY WAYYY AMERICA!
 
LIES we can't craft watches! and you have a 100% chance of getting the one hat of that class you didn't want! oh yeah for a class specific it is 112 items to have a 33% chance of getting 1 specific item of that class :D
 
i was so dumb and crafted my Fro and my texas 10 gallon..and recieved heavys football helmet
*slaps myself*
 
So far I have crafted one Pyro class token, one Primary Slot token (I have no idea why I made that), one Scrap metal, and six Dead Ringers. I'm sooooo close to crafting a the pyro's Respectless Rubber Glove". Like seriously, at the rate I get item drops, I'm a scant years away from crafting the hat of my dreams.
 
Must resist punching Valve.


*backstab*
Oops.

-Steam Servers are Currently Offline-

Atleast I didn't punch it.
 
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Idol said:
So far I have crafted one Pyro class token, one Primary Slot token (I have no idea why I made that), one Scrap metal, and six Dead Ringers. I'm sooooo close to crafting a the pyro's Respectless Rubber Glove". Like seriously, at the rate I get item drops, I'm a scant years away from crafting the hat of my dreams.
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Haha, I'm trying to do the same thing! With my luck, I'll be getting the Pyro's Beanie.
I have 2 refined metals, 1 Pyro class token,a total of 7 Spy watches (that we can't do crap with!!!), and a reclaimed and scrap metal. I need MOAR WEAPONS!
 
I find this far better than a damn trading system. Makes sense to me that it takes so much. From talking to everyone else, apparently I am insane.
 
SScagnetti said:
I find this far better than a damn trading system. Makes sense to me that it takes so much. From talking to everyone else, apparently I am insane.
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I crafted 8 hats to get 1 beanie and I finished my pyro set :D

however when I tried to get a medic hat and didn't want the mirror only I got the mirror. Some say the mirror is "the best" I say they are crazy but if they want to trade then okay then.

Also you are insane, I want my backpack full everytime I wake up in the morning!
 
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