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A man and a woman who had never met before, both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bed and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,???.
"Ma?am, I?m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I?m awfully cold.?
?I have a better idea,? she replied softly.. ?Just for tonight, let?s pretend that we?re married to each other.?
?Wow!???????. That?s a great idea!?, he exclaimed.
?Good?, she replied, and paused. Softly, she cooed ?Get your own damn blanket, my dear.?
After a moment of silence???????? he farted.
Ain't marriage grand?
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bed and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,???.
"Ma?am, I?m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I?m awfully cold.?
?I have a better idea,? she replied softly.. ?Just for tonight, let?s pretend that we?re married to each other.?
?Wow!???????. That?s a great idea!?, he exclaimed.
?Good?, she replied, and paused. Softly, she cooed ?Get your own damn blanket, my dear.?
After a moment of silence???????? he farted.
Ain't marriage grand?
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