This flowchart is win and fail on so many levels, I think it all just cancels out and we'll leave it at awesome.
Personal Kudos for the mentioning of Faygo and Ale8. I always thought Faygo was a Michigan exclusive, and my family and friends bring Ale8One up from Kentucky whenever we get a chance.
Also, way to flashback with Crystal Clear Pepsi!
That being said, the bashing of A&W is unacceptable. And they forgot to mention Little Jon's Rootbeer, which is only available at the Sutler's during a civil war re-enactment weekend. If anyone else has even heard of it you just became my best friend.
Great list, that was fun!