Funny Quote

[Death_Blade]

This is a funny quote I read today.. enjoy.... ( A little bit of crazyness in it so its not for the young or faint hearted )

Yami: Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
Yami: The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
Yami: The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
Yami: The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Yami: The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

 

[Lungbuster]

lol, i believe that the 3rd guy will be joining the other 2 very shortly

 

[Chad Scene]

Here is a funny quote from The Boondock Saints (the First Movie)

We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

 

[SmuthSealLuvSmak]

LOL - and that was a good movie too!

 

[Ruckas]

Here's two of my favorites both courtesy of Donald Rumsfeld.

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.