i saw a stairway to heaven thread and it reminded me of something i saw on the steam forums. credit goes to NylonAdmiral in the steam forums 
The Fresh Prince of 2fort
Sung by the Scout, beautifully
This is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned up-side down.
I'd like to take a minute, the song is short,
To tell you how I became the prince of a map called 2fort
In good ole' Gravelpit, born and raised,
On the capture point is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out maxin relaxin all calm
And killin' some RED dudes outside of the spawn,
When a couple of Spies,
Who were up to no good,
Started sappin' sentries in my neighboorhood.
I hit him with one lil' boink and the Spy got scared,
He said, "I never really was on your side."
I called for an Engi,
And when one got near,
He had a Texas Ten Gallon and an arrow in the rear.
If anything, I could say his score was cut short,
But I said, "f#@! it, I'm goin' to 2fort."
I got to the intel about 7 or 8
And I said to myself, "Eh, I'll protect it later."
I looked at my bridge,
I could finally snort,
"I'll hurt all you bastards! I'm the prince of 2fort!"
The Fresh Prince of 2fort
Sung by the Scout, beautifully
This is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned up-side down.
I'd like to take a minute, the song is short,
To tell you how I became the prince of a map called 2fort
In good ole' Gravelpit, born and raised,
On the capture point is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out maxin relaxin all calm
And killin' some RED dudes outside of the spawn,
When a couple of Spies,
Who were up to no good,
Started sappin' sentries in my neighboorhood.
I hit him with one lil' boink and the Spy got scared,
He said, "I never really was on your side."
I called for an Engi,
And when one got near,
He had a Texas Ten Gallon and an arrow in the rear.
If anything, I could say his score was cut short,
But I said, "f#@! it, I'm goin' to 2fort."
I got to the intel about 7 or 8
And I said to myself, "Eh, I'll protect it later."
I looked at my bridge,
I could finally snort,
"I'll hurt all you bastards! I'm the prince of 2fort!"
