Getting rid of a hickey.. Any ideas that actually work?

i dont really see it as being much of a problem unless her name really is dyson.

but really no one will care if came to work more than my share of times hung over with a few hickeys.
 
If you want more ridiculous excuses, say you were raiding a weapons bunker as a sniper. Use a voice changer until it goes away, then say you had surgery.

Otherwise, ice sounds good.
 
Tell the girl anything below the collar next time.. OR do it to her.. and see how she feels looking like an idiot with a bruised looking neck. Pay back blows :)
 
Since nobody else has asked this, can you explain WHY you need it to go away?
Ive never had an issue with them anywhere so im curious what reason you could have other than simply not liking it.

As far as removing it, i have no clue.
 
There is no solution, considering its broken blood vessels under the skin. Just have to ride it out, i guess you could try foundation or something like that.
 
Fabbrin1 said:
I think I might go with that. =D
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Chase said:
Since nobody else has asked this, can you explain WHY you need it to go away?
Ive never had an issue with them anywhere so im curious what reason you could have other than simply not liking it.

As far as removing it, i have no clue.
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I'm seeing my ex girl friend in a few days. Want to TRY and mend things up, but I think she'd love the hicky put on my neck but another ex.
 
So you're seeing an ex.. or atleast hooked up with one.. and another ex is gonna hang out with you... and you want to get with her.. wowza..you're kinda screwed.
 
Vain said:
So you're seeing an ex.. or atleast hooked up with one.. and another ex is gonna hang out with you... and you want to get with her.. wowza..you're kinda screwed.
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This about sums it up dude.. Somebodys going to get there heart broken. That choice is yours.
 
tell people that you got punched in the neck, it worked for me when i had one and had to go to work. (cept the people i worked with were idiots.)
 
Windex,


Or you can say you were paintballing to everyone that asks.
 
Paintball wont work for 2 reasons.
1. Considering the situation he's in, obvious excuse is obvious.
2. If you've ever played paintball you know it doesnt just leave a redish spot, it creates a lovely circular welt. Especially if your hit in a sensitive and/or exposed area which could cause it to bleed and then rash over. Its super easy to tell.

Heres an example:
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Paintball excuse will never work.

As for help on ridding yourself of it, a quick google search gave me this:
  • Immediatly after getting it - Use ice/cold on it
  • 24hrs-48hrs after getting it - Use a wrung out washcloth soaked in warm/hot water for around 5 minutes. Apply for around 5mins+3times a day.
 
Lance said:
If you want more ridiculous excuses, say you were raiding a weapons bunker as a sniper. Use a voice changer until it goes away, then say you had surgery.

Otherwise, ice sounds good.
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LOLOLOLOL

This thread made my day.
 
I remember when i was young so long ago i just wore a Skivvie(long neck top) to hide it though the weather was hot outside so it looked kind of suss and your parents will no anyway. :)
 
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