How i got a 40 second boot on an ancient laptop

[Simon]

Laptop specs:

256MB RAM
2.2Ghz intel single core

Its a really old horrible Toshiba. Its in the garbage now, but heres how i had it on a 45 second boot

Ext4 System is amazing

 

[Desolation]

Give dish to mehz I will take good care of it.

 

[Simon]

Give dish to mehz I will take good care of it.

=(e)=? Desolation: SIMON
=(e)=? Desolation: GIVE MEH DUH COMPOOTA
=(e)=? Desolation: I TAKE GEWD CARE OF IT
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: what compoota
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: OH
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: hard drive is dead
Fatality: so
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: and the power supply caught fire
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: lol
=(e)=? Desolation: I DONT CARE
Fatality: so
Fatality: salvage it
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: and the LCD is broken
=(e)=? Desolation: I CAN RECORD ME ON YOUTUBE BASHING IT'D HEAD IN
Fatality: salvage teh parts
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: i did
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: 2 sticks of RAM
=(e)=? xSimon =$=: and a CD player