ok r3d i gotsa new jail storiez
so anywho
deathbysnusnu was being warden for the round
and he says "when cells open, i want you to back out of cells to a reasonable distance."
"reasonable distance being knifing distance"
so naturally ive gotta screw with the warden
i say "im going licking distance"
run to the wall of my cell and say
"I am in your prison, Licking your cells."
deathbysnusnu being quick whitted replied
oh really C, and how does that taste?"
my comeback was instant
"Kinda taste like salt"
death said "hmm, cell licking, i gotta try that sometime."
this was actually a lot more funny when it happened