Milk For Sale?

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[ame]http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t[/ame]

This cant be real but like the Three Wolf Moon Shirt the comments are great to read!


Also for sale the badonkadonk tank!

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonka...r_sims_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1


And finally Uranium Ore!!

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/p...ts=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

 

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I ordered some last week, along with the Uranium ore. High quality stuff!

 

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I like this comment for Uranium Ore:

I purchased this item as a gift for my friend and neighbor, Dr. Emmett Brown. He had run afoul of Libyan terrorists while trying to obtain some radioactive materials and I thought I could help him with his experiments, since he's always been gracious enough to let me practice my electric guitar at his house (my parents are TOTALLY LAME and don't allow rock at home). Dr. Brown has been trying to devise an eco-friendly automobile that runs on fission rather than internal combustion. He's a great man and a great inventor and he's trying to save the planet!

When the uranium arrived I asked him to meet me at the shopping mall parking lot so I could give him his gift and help him by videotaping the test run of his new nuclear powered car (some old piece of junk - I guess he got it really cheap or something). Of course, right then the terrorists found him and shot him and they would have shot me too if I hadn't escaped in the car!

What happened next is something I barely believe myself. Because this product is uranium and not the plutonium that Doc had designed the car for, I was transported back to 1955 where everyone thought my name was Calvin Klein and my mom tried to sleep with me. Gross! I found Doc, since he's lived in the same house his whole life, and convinced him I was from the future. If it wasn't for the power of 1.21 jigawatts, I would have been trapped in the past forever since Amazon's best shipping method is overnight and does not transcend the time-space barrier and I was unable to get more uranium.

Buyer beware! This is not plutonium!

 

[motive]

lol what in the heck....