My simple 5-step plan for how I plan to achieve 'eG' status

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YoSpankDawg

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1) Suck up to each and every last current eG and eGO by telling them how amazing they are, how much I look up to them, and going to each of their houses and personally washing their cars.
PROGRESS: 0 / 395

2) Coming up with random ideas or projects that nobody else would think of or wanting to do and then doing them.
PROGRESS: Well..."in progress"

3) Be all over the message boards like white on rice in a Styrofoam cup of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm.

4) Slightly mock the current process for achieving admin status, which is (according to every admin I have casually asked, just out of curiosity, before I ever even really wanted to be an 'eG') apparently: "Ummm...."

5) Find the oldest player who has admin status and get in real good with him, in the hopes that he will work me into his will as inheriting his admin status, because nobody ever said it can't work that way. (Hey London...love ya, man. Australia and the United Kingdom and pretty much anywhere with the British flag somewhere on it's flag rocks...Oh, and God save the queen.)



I think it's bulletproof. There are actually 10 steps, but the other five are top secret. I mean, come on...I don't need competition, right?
 
Lol all you need to do is play and have fun :P Nothing more to it. Btw the admins promote you when they feel like you have something to offer for the whole group.
 
By posting this.....you just took yoir chance of getting a G down to like 1/100



As they say, ask for admin, never get it
 
I'd say promote this guy lol


Your posts are like some of the most fun I've had in a while
 
:lol: lemme know how this works for ya...freakin hilarious post either way...
 
Just remember to always have fun ;) and never ever ask for a promotion anywhere lol.

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Good luck with that ;)

xSimon said:
By posting this.....you just took yoir chance of getting a G down to like 1/100
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I found it amusing, myself. It's pretty spot-on, considering that "Ummm" is indeed the reflexive response to that question. :)
 
lol @ this post. also, to anyone posting "omgosh dont ask fer da promotions!!!!1" take it easy, just because admins don't like when everyone and their little brother asks to get promoted doesn't mean that we don't have senses of humor. and no where in this post does he actually ask to get promoted, it's obviously natural to be curious about how you can better your chances and inquiring with an admin about such never hurts your chances.
 
this is turning into the new noxx thread! I love it

Also you may want to set up your maul profile... just sayin
 
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Now you guys who said "dunt ask for teh promozz nub". YOU were actually asking for a promo and now YOU will never get one loloolollololololololool


Nah but seriously, go look at the CS division and e's are already doing that number 1 more than enough. Seriously, Jail server.



And SpankDawg... Keep on going with his hilarious threads. I think these ARE ONE OF YOUR SECRET STEPS! ...I know too much now...
 
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