My simple 5-step plan for how I plan to achieve 'eG' status

Sounds like you got a good plan there. I myself hope I get a promotion so I could watch over the servers late at night, since i start playing at like 2 am. =p
 
I don't think this post is threatening his promotion status, it's hilarious, and the fact that you're mocking and poking fun at the whole process is even better, I love it, and the reason I love it is because it doesn't try to be all sneaky and subtle about expressing interest in a G.

Example, someone posts a thread about how great the admins are for keeping servers clean, or how great council is for maintaining servers, and EVERY single 'e' on here replies something like "ya u guys are great and eGO has the best admins in the world and I only hope I can be as good as they are 1 day!!1". It perpetuates, one 'e' does it and so every other 'e' has to do it so they look just as dedicated as the previous e, because we only give out so many 'G's(??) and you have to look more gung-ho than the other guy, apparently, that's the thought process. We see right through that stuff, we know what you want, we know you want us to have your promotion on our minds. There's no sneaky or subtle way you can plant the seed of interest that most of us won't pick up on but we love that you try. And then this, haha, was different and I laughed, didn't roll my eyes or anything, nicely done.
 
ronpaul said:
I don't think this post is threatening his promotion status, it's hilarious, and the fact that you're mocking and poking fun at the whole process is even better, I love it, and the reason I love it is because it doesn't try to be all sneaky and subtle about expressing interest in a G.

Example, someone posts a thread about how great the admins are for keeping servers clean, or how great council is for maintaining servers, and EVERY single 'e' on here replies something like "ya u guys are great and eGO has the best admins in the world and I only hope I can be as good as they are 1 day!!1". It perpetuates, one 'e' does it and so every other 'e' has to do it so they look just as dedicated as the previous e, because we only give out so many 'G's(??) and you have to look more gung-ho than the other guy, apparently, that's the thought process. We see right through that stuff, we know what you want, we know you want us to have your promotion on our minds. There's no sneaky or subtle way you can plant the seed of interest that most of us won't pick up on but we love that you try. And then this, haha, was different and I laughed, didn't roll my eyes or anything, nicely done.
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haha well if it pleases ronpaul... :facewall:


btw, get maul verified. haha :P
 
C-WHiT said:
haha well if it pleases ronpaul... :facewall:


btw, get maul verified. haha :P
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wow dude he's right, you must have joined right before we started requiring MAUL verification before being accepted. It's no wonder you've been passed up (if you have), bro get on it immediately!
 
I almost wish I could promote him myself. I only say almost because his "ranking" system only has me as a major... I mean, I am much more of a leader in the server than Kirk any day!
 
As the oldest player it wont work on me, so please don't try, you should work hard at enjoing the game, being good to all player's and helping them feel positive, and keep your mouth shut about being admin. I think you might have blown it now. But grovel if you must it look's good in the game LOL
By the way I am anti-royalist and I hate the UK, Australia rules.
 
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noxx_ said:
I'd say promote this guy lol


Your posts are like some of the most fun I've had in a while
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Don't encourage him :P

Also, I think it's more likely that London will become friends with you so that he can take your =(e)= and be the only member with two ranks. It's foolproof!
 
(IO) SA said:
lol @ this post. also, to anyone posting "omgosh dont ask fer da promotions!!!!1" take it easy, just because admins don't like when everyone and their little brother asks to get promoted doesn't mean that we don't have senses of humor. and no where in this post does he actually ask to get promoted, it's obviously natural to be curious about how you can better your chances and inquiring with an admin about such never hurts your chances.
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Haha. Mucho thanks to the phantom* called IO (SA). Said what was on my mind so I didn't have to. For that, I shall unveil Step #6:

6) Take the initiative to set up bi-weekly seminars, teaching various aspects of having a sense of humor. Here are some of the classes I shall offer:
---Subtle Sarcasm 101
---Differentiating between laughter and involuntary muscle spasms in the human body
---Family Pun Time
---"Tongue-in-cheek" does not mean French-kissing an American competitive eater

Pass these classes and I will mail you four gold star stickers and a plastic Sheriff's badge. You will also be allowed to continue posting on my threads in the forums without sarcastic rebuttal. Failure to pass will earn you automatic enrollment in my remedial courses:
---It's a joke, take it easy
---I'm not a moron, but thanks for thinking of me.

:cool:



*Why "phantom", you ask? Because I know you play DoD:S Kalt...and that's all I ever play...but I have never seen you on there. I see you less than an untouched meatball left on Goomba's plate.
 
I SURVIVED LONDON BLITZ said:
As the oldest player it wont work on me, so please don't try, you should work hard at enjoing the game, being good to all player's and helping them feel positive, and keep your mouth shut about being admin. I think you might have blown it now. But grovel if you must it look's good in the game LOL
By the way I am anti-royalist and I hate the UK, Australia rules.
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London!! I was kidding!!!

That's it...I am gonna find out your sense of humor and appeal to that to win ya over. It's my new mission. Screw my secret plan for becoming an admin, I think this mission is more of a challenge, if possible at all. I mean...hundreds of people are eGO admins, but how many make Londonblitz laugh? I am guessing far less.

Damn the queen! Crazy old bat! What was I thinking?? I'm an American! We said "to hell with this royalty nonsense" and left England long before even London did! I must have been out of my mind when I said that. ;)
 
YoSpankDawg said:
1) Suck up to each and every last current eG and eGO by telling them how amazing they are, how much I look up to them, and going to each of their houses and personally washing their cars.
PROGRESS: 0 / 395
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Leave the best starfleet captain out of the new dods ranks, good start :P
 
YoSpankDawg said:
Haha. Mucho thanks to the phantom* called IO (SA).


*Why "phantom", you ask? Because I know you play DoD:S Kalt...and that's all I ever play...but I have never seen you on there. I see you less than an untouched meatball left on Goomba's plate.
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When do you play? I rarely get to play during prime time unfortunately due to a crazy school schedule currently. I do sneak on during lunch breaks, try to help start the empty servers, and when those oh so special nights come along where I do get to play I usually play Ava. ;p
 
(IO) SA said:
When do you play? I rarely get to play during prime time unfortunately due to a crazy school schedule currently. I do sneak on during lunch breaks, try to help start the empty servers, and when those oh so special nights come along where I do get to play I usually play Ava. ;p
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I usually play right about now, but my laptop is increasingly frustrating me so I pretty much just wait to play at Ides' place in the morning/afternoon.
 
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