My simple 5-step plan for how I plan to achieve 'eG' status

As my sign says... "play to have fun" I was a e for almost 2 years before getting my G since I just played really relaxed and wasn't noticed and I had fun and that was my online goal. I can see that is for fun and all.. But still dude It might be for fun but some people "up there" might see it as "asking for promotion"
 
YoSpankDawg said:
1) Suck up to each and every last current eG and eGO by telling them how amazing they are, how much I look up to them, and going to each of their houses and personally washing their cars.
PROGRESS: 0 / 395

2) Coming up with random ideas or projects that nobody else would think of or wanting to do and then doing them.
PROGRESS: Well..."in progress"

3) Be all over the message boards like white on rice in a Styrofoam cup of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm.

4) Slightly mock the current process for achieving admin status, which is (according to every admin I have casually asked, just out of curiosity, before I ever even really wanted to be an 'eG') apparently: "Ummm...."

5) Find the oldest player who has admin status and get in real good with him, in the hopes that he will work me into his will as inheriting his admin status, because nobody ever said it can't work that way. (Hey London...love ya, man. Australia and the United Kingdom and pretty much anywhere with the British flag somewhere on it's flag rocks...Oh, and God save the queen.)



I think it's bulletproof. There are actually 10 steps, but the other five are top secret. I mean, come on...I don't need competition, right?
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Hmmmm... good luck with that.
 
MasterTiki said:
As my sign says... "play to have fun" I was a e for almost 2 years before getting my G since I just played really relaxed and wasn't noticed and I had fun and that was my online goal. I can see that is for fun and all.. But still dude It might be for fun but some people "up there" might see it as "asking for promotion"
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Haha you contradicted yourself in just two sentences. Tres bien! :chair:

I AM just in here having some fun--that's all this was too... Yeah some people are gonna take it serious and think I am asking for promotion or this or what. Ohhhh wellllll. They just don't know me. Look at all the rest of my posts--the ones this week as well as the 2-3 from a month or so ago (just a few pages back in the thread lists)...I'm just in here having fun. People who don't see or understand it, and perhaps yourself, should check out my post in this thread (page 3 I think) in response to IO (SA). lol
 
YoSpankDawg said:
Haha you contradicted yourself in just two sentences. Tres bien! :chair:

I AM just in here having some fun--that's all this was too... Yeah some people are gonna take it serious and think I am asking for promotion or this or what. Ohhhh wellllll. They just don't know me. Look at all the rest of my posts--the ones this week as well as the 2-3 from a month or so ago (just a few pages back in the thread lists)...I'm just in here having fun. People who don't see or understand it, and perhaps yourself, should check out my post in this thread (page 3 I think) in response to IO (SA). lol
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rly? IO (SA)? incorrectly typing an admins name?! you'll never get promoted now!! ;p lolz, one step forward and two steps backward my friend.
 
(IO) SA said:
rly? IO (SA)? incorrectly typing an admins name?! you'll never get promoted now!! ;p lolz, one step forward and two steps backward my friend.
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Naw man, just decided to mix it up a bit...guess what the SA stands for?...haha.
 
um, I have two cars, and one is a minivan ... hope you have long arms. And dont bring that cheap wax either!
 
YoSpankDawg said:
Naw man, just decided to mix it up a bit...guess what the SA stands for?...haha.
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Sexaholics Anonymous?

hm, funny story, I rly wasn't sure how to answer him, so I ofc googled SA. First result? Deffo Sexaholics Anonymous. What a win nick I have!
 
HAHAHA this guy is funny! he is obiously not asking for a promotion.. i love this guys threads!
 
General Specific said:
The only thing I have to say is be like George Washington.
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You want me to take a decent-sized chunk of the eGO population, commandeer the Kalt map, claim it as our own, and then fight back against the edgegamers opression, finally gaining independence and growing until we are 10x the size and power of eGO?
 
Nj glad someone made the effort to express what u gotta do:chair:
 
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