Thoughts of a Hostage in cs_office

[eje007]

"Where am I? How did I get here? That guy had VERY hairy arms. Why is he spinning around and shooting the wall. HEY! He just shot the projector. That cost the company a lot of money! Oh my gosh, they're terrorists! I'm a hostage! I shall not move and will not look them in the eye. What was that!? The sound of glass breaking and silenced gun-fire! We're being rescued! Oh thank God. They're winning! I can see the other hostages being rescued! Wait....they forgot me. NO! COME BACK! I'm the only one left. The others have been rescued! I think I hear them coming back for me! They're coming back to save me! Hurr - "

eje007 has killed a hostage.

Counter-Terrorists win.

 

[Beta]

R.I.P. hostage

 

[KR Decade]

lmao
hahahha that always happened, well better then all hosties killed eh? xD

 

[BodyBagger08]

Lolcakes

 

[LaUgHiNgStOcK]

aw yes... the purposeful killing of hostages to win... classic

 

[Do i know you]

lol funny post

 

[BBoy Lazarus]

Lol gotem...

 

[EyelessHunter]

Win!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is nice to see an eje post on the forums every once in awhile

 

[Dew of the Mountain Type]

All i gotta say is, wow.

 

[bigredking]

He's back, from outer space

 

[Soul_of_a_Sinner]

funny post needs funny picture

 

[Quarantine]

Lol, this is hilarious

 

[iEye Captain]

Don't kill the hosties! They gots feelings too!

 

[JunK]

haha thats funny...funny because its true

 

[Euphoric]

That hostie had a mother. R.I.P Hostie.

 

[IceGladiator]

ROFL Nice eje007!

 

[BvB]

My favourite is the asian hostage :3